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[Picture of a phone goes here]

You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
unknownrival: (Industrious)
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You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.

Voice(mail) and text only.


Jun. 10th, 2013 09:39 pm
unknownrival: (Pouting)
For the record, I do not work at a maid cafe or as a sky pirate, nor am I a fairy godparent or a squire to a knight. I am dating only one person, not a dozen, and his name is Diarmuid Ua Duibhne. I went to high school in Fuyuki, and never went to college or to Hogwarts. My family is limited to my father, Reikan-nii, and Kasumi-nee.

I would make an Unlimited Virus Works joke here but it's not coming to me.
unknownrival: (Defeated)
I think it should probably be mentioned that I'm not actually pregnant.

unknownrival: (Shocked)
[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.

[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.

[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]


Apr. 1st, 2013 10:58 pm
unknownrival: (Trying)
I have a social etiquette (home modeling?) question. Let's say you don't own 10+ vases that remotely go together. Is it all right to display all your red and yellow roses in mismatched vases? Big ones, small ones, etc.?

I really didn't think this through when I ordered a hundred flowers.

...Actually I'd just like to check up on all of my friends after that virus, to see how everyone is doing.
unknownrival: (Miffed)
[Issei is taking down the month of February's page in his calendar. On the next page, the date of March 3rd has 'BIRTHDAY' written in blue, circled, and with sparkles around it.

Issei stares at it for a few moments, then goes to get a black marker. Scowling, he blacks out the entire square.]

As though that were any cause for celebration. Khh, happy birthday to me.
unknownrival: (Ticked off)
Never Google your own name, part hundred:

Someone out there hates me.

I really need to not bring my computer on vacations.

[Image text: (214): You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?]


Oct. 19th, 2012 11:27 am
unknownrival: (Sparkly)
[The force of Issei's sparkles can be attributed to the bunny he is holding in his arms.]

Darling, what should we name him? Or, is it a him? I've never had a pet rabbit before...

He's so cute~~
unknownrival: (Protesting)
Today Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.

Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.

My life is an H-game and I hate it.


Aug. 26th, 2012 04:15 am
unknownrival: (Complaining)
1. Anger. Anger is bad and unmonklike. I learned this when I learned what anger was. Ban Greed and Wesker from my journal. Do not reply to their posts. Not even if they're being absolute assholes. Especially not even then.
2. Violence. Violence is never the answer. Not even if you think that people will learn from it. Not even then.
3. I will be spiritually pure. I will not engage in selling my soul or tainting my body. I've been decent about not drinking, but I really need to spend less time talking to demons, even if they are nice people.
4. Did I mention no violence.
5. I will not swear. It is unbecoming even if it is a minor trait.
6. I will keep my mind from thoughts of sex. Fixation is the enemy even if the act itself is fine.
7. I think I broke rule 5 in this very post. Ugh.
8. Control myself. Do not be incited to anger or rage, jealousy, or any other negative trait that could be incited.
9. Think the best possible of people. In any situation.

10. Remember:
I am the head monk because of what amounts to politics. My presence, my Servant, my connection to the community represents a way to protect my temple and my city from other threats within my own world.

I am not the head monk because I am a good monk. I can either sit on my laurels or actually try to be a better monk like I've dreamed I would be when I grew up. I am grown up and I can't make the excuse that I'm young any longer. I can't make excuses at all.

This is the path I've chosen. Never stray from it.
unknownrival: (Sneaky)
Can we aim for a level between 'roughed up' and 'dead', not inclusive? I have a worldhop arranged already.

I assume Diarmuid will absolutely refuse to have me come along, so I won't bother making the argument.
unknownrival: (Frustrated)
I think... I should probably think about giving up my robes.

[Locked to Louis]
Relatedly, I may need somebody dead. I know you don't want my soul, and I can't give my life because of Diarmuid. But there must be something.


Aug. 4th, 2012 10:51 am
unknownrival: (Uneasy)
[Issei looks... alive, at least. He looks downcast, and when he speaks it's low and quiet. But he's alive.]

If there is anything worse than watching your body kill your best friend?

Don't tell me about it.
unknownrival: (Surreptitious)
After Birkin opened the door for him, Issei greeted him with a quick hug before letting go and smiling. "So, dinner first, or making fun of lesser scientists?" he asked.

This did not at all resemble date material. Nope.
unknownrival: (Dark)
[The temple had a policy that had been there since the very begining. It was so ancient that it defined the way their bounded field worked - that anyone who came in through the front gate was to be allowed entrance.

In this case, although Issei despised Wesker more than most anyone else in any world, he couldn't possibly turn him away if he came for tea.

He poured two cups and waited in the living area near the front of the temple. If Wesker hadn't come for tea, it would be Diarmuid's job to intercept him.]


Jul. 15th, 2012 01:20 pm
unknownrival: (Starting)
With apologies for spamming, but this is terrible.

I just realized.

I borrowed books from someone who has since left the community and I have no way to reach them.

Signed first edition books.

What do I do?

[Yes, this is important.]


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