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[unknownrival]

I think it should probably be mentioned that I'm not actually pregnant.

...Virus.

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[croibhristeoir]

I believe we all thought that a safe assumption.

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[unknownrival]

But if we ever do raise a child and have the opportunity to name him - I still think Oscar is a good name.

[croibhristeoir]

...I think it is as well.

[unknownrival]

I'm still a little young to raise children. You don't have to worry about that for a while yet.

[croibhristeoir]

You're not much younger than I was.

[Teasing. Probably.]

[unknownrival]

Oh, I suppose so... Is that your way of saying that you'd like one?

[Also probably teasing.]

[croibhristeoir]

[Shrug.]

Perhaps at some point. Not anytime in the immediate future, I don't think.

[unknownrival]

Very well, dear. Everything will be as you wish.

[croibhristeoir]

Should you not be taking your own wishes into consideration as well?

[unknownrival]

I am, but I wish to see you smile.

[croibhristeoir]

I might be more inclined to do so if you spared a thought for yourself occasionally.

[unknownrival]

Then I can do that. See, that wasn't hard.

[croibhristeoir]

No, perhaps it was not.

[fightbymoonlight]

Yes, I thought as much.

[unknownrival]

Now that it's been proven, however... I'm sort of sad.

[unknownrival]

If Father says anything to you about making an honest man out of me, ignore him.

[fightbymoonlight]

I can understand that. But there's no reason you can't still become a father someday. Just not in that particular way.

[unknownrival]

Probably easier for all involved that I don't choose that method.

[fightbymoonlight]

Yes, it's probably for the best if you become a father, rather than a mother. It would be one very confused child otherwise.

[croibhristeoir]

Excuse me?

[unknownrival]

Life can be confusing, but it shouldn't be confusing so early.

[unknownrival]

Well, you know how it is - unwed and pregnant, it's a scandal.

[croibhristeoir]

[Blink blink.]

[No, he doesn't know how it is.]

[fightbymoonlight]

Indeed. There will be plenty to be confused about without adding anything more.

Was this the only virus that affected you?

[unknownrival]

If I were a woman, and if you had actually gotten me pregnant, you would have been forced to marry me or my father might have actually attempted violence.