[Virus, and fail lock to Haruto.]

[unknownrival]

Um, Haruto? Would you mind terribly if I stopped telling people that we were married? It's a bit difficult to explain why it's not on our records or how it was at all legal, since I can't tell random strangers about other worlds, but I didn't want to offend you by not mentioning it when they asked.

Anyway, I'll see you when you wake up unless I'm making breakfast at the time. In that case, I suppose you'll read this first.

EDIT: Well, this appears to be public, and there's no use removing it now. So I'll just take this opportunity to apologize for forgetting all of you. It wasn't intentional, I wasn't joking around, and if I hurt you inadvertently through any callousness, please forgive me.

((...Issei needs to stop getting fake memories, seriously.))

Comments

have some unexpected Karen

[oceanicbutterfly]

You could always use our method.

[Karen created a false identity for Minako on her world which claimed she was male despite all evidence to the contrary.]

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

...I didn't know you were married, Issei.

Hakuba is not sure if this is because of Rukia too, orz

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

...

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

Wha - You're married?! Aren't you just a kid?!

[badasssecretary.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a bit too young to be married, uhm?

awww, just... awww :3 action spam after this?

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... I don't think your lock worked, Issei.

Rukia's memorywipe just ended.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hakuba? I didn't mean to post this publically...

Well, since we're speaking, I apologize for my earlier behavior and making you worry. I had no intention of losing my memories.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Which would be...?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were involved with Shirogane, so today is a day for surprises, it seems.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll be turning nineteen in March. Eighteen and a half is a completely reasonable marrying age.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's maturity that counts. Half of the teenagers on here are saving the world or shouldering some other responsibility as great; we should be able to handle a simple marriage.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

.. Dude, I thought you were younger...

BUT STILL! eighteen a half? Are you freakin' sure?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why.

Of course I'm sure! I wouldn't rush into something this important if I weren't certain of it.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

...

Uh... well... Congratulations, I think.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Convince your government that he's female, and get married in your world by somebody who doesn't care enough to point out that it's clearly not true.

Awwww. [Action spam~]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei comes back into their bedroom carrying a tray of food.] No, I don't think it did. It was unintentional, but it won't do any harm for them to know the incredibly sensitive details of our morning routine. [He chuckles and sets the tray down by Haruto.] Did you sleep well?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I think.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely skilled with altering government forms. Particularly because he doesn't legally exist in my world, being from another one and all. It seems a bit strange to be legally married to a nonexistent person.

[oceanicbutterfly]

If I remember correctly, there have been several people living in your world who shouldn't have legally existed. Perhaps you could find out what they did.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...You're right. I'll look into that, then.

[badasssecretary.livejournal.com]

You are hardly mature at your age. marriage is anything but 'simple'

[stripping.livejournal.com]

We can handle it. Have a little more faith in us.

oh ok! O:

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Do you remember me? Good.

It's alright. When did you married Haruto?

I had to check.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. I'm sorry for making you worry.

Eh? Several months ago. Weren't you all just being aggravated with me for forgetting my husband?

lecturing you :| that's how he shows that he cares

[badasssecretary.livejournal.com]

I have faith, but I also know teenagers.