[RL - Backdated to the beginning of the genderswap]

[unknownrival]

At the moment, the blanket on Issei's hotel bed was missing.

Said blanket was wrapped around Issei in an effort to ignore the fact that he... she had a wildly different figure now. If she didn't see it, it didn't exist.

This was not working very well.

"Ha... and I thought my life couldn't get any more bizarre."

Sighing, Issei buried her head in her hands and waited for Archer to arrive.

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[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Then that will attract a whole other type to watch you then," Archer said dryly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Great. I wish I hadn't asked." Then, suspiciously, "You said this was a nice place, right?"

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Yes it is. I'd take Rin there," Archer assured him.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Good. Otherwise, I think I'd take my chances with the hotel," Issei replied.

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"And that's never good and highly expensive," Archer replied.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"But less seedy," Issei pointed out. "...although I suppose I couldn't afford the meals there, actually..."

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Rin grouses at the prices of room service and hotel fair," Archer replied.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"And if Tohsaka can't afford it, I certainly can't," Issei said, taking another look around the streets. "Are we almost there?"

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Rin's just insanely cheap, as most people who have money are," Archer said with a fond smile.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"I think everyone is insanely cheap, except for the obscenely rich," Issei answered. "I guess Tohsaka isn't quite wealthy enough to qualify."

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Actually, they're even worse," Archer confessed to her, glairing at a Yazuka punk that was watching his friend too closely.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei's eyes widened a bit and she pressed a little closer to Archer. "Ha... I guess you were right about me needing protection. Although I still think the hotel would've been safe."

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

Archer blinked as Issei pressed closer to him. He replied, "Well, you are rather striking."

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"I think I'd prefer not to be," she sighed. "Please remind me that shouting at all of these people to stop looking at me would be a bad idea."

((So. Uh. Ever watched Sleeping Beauty?))

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"It would draw even more attention to yourself," Archer said firmly.

((Yep, and I know all about what's going on. XD))

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"That's what I thought. Unfortunately. Are we almost there?" Issei asked.

((Good~ I actually haven't seen Sleeping Beauty, but it's on Youtube, so I should be able to watch it before the virus.))

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, there it is," Archer said, pointing to a fairly nice restaurant. Hopefully, Ban would be there.

((It's out on special DVD. It's probably the best disney movie.))

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei breathed a sigh of relief. "Good. I was starting to get nervous..."

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

"Its okay, I understand, Issei," Archer said with a grin as he ushered his friend into the restaurant.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

((Aaaand thread below~))