"So, Birkin..." Issei coughed. "Are you finished counting the number of times we've... had sex... on the memes and elsewhere?"

Birkin nodded. "Six."

"Six. Wonderful." Issei rubbed his forehead. "Y-you're a very attractive man and I don't dislike the idea of sleeping with you, but I have some qualms about sleeping with you on memes and not the people I actually am in love with."

"That's pretty much what I feel too." Birkin blushed. "Th...thanks."