5 + 1 meme, again~

[unknownrival]

Comment with a 5 + 1 list and I'll write a little drabble about it! Include the names of the characters, the ship (if applicable), and a general rating to go along with it.

Example: Five times Issei fell in love that never happened, and one time that did.

Characters: Issei, Naesala, Sealand, Sherry

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

After the fourth wall broke, five meme threads involving himself that Issei read and found disturbing, and one that he really liked.

1/(5+1) by the way I love you so much, let's get married

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"A duck."

Issei stared in horror for a few moments. "A duck." Another few moments of terrified revulsion. "I. Had sex. With a duck."

He buried his head in his hands and whimpered. "Please, someone just kill me..."

2/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"W....Wesker?"

Wesker looked over at his computer screen after receiving the voice comment. "Yes?"

"Th-there's a meme thread you might be interested in. And by interested in, I mean horrified by." Issei's voice shook with every word he spoke.

Wesker made a small noise of boredom. "I have already read it."

"Good. Then you realize this means I have to kill you now, in order to erase the shame," Issei replied fiercely.

"You can try."

3/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"So, Birkin..." Issei coughed. "Are you finished counting the number of times we've... had sex... on the memes and elsewhere?"

Birkin nodded. "Six."

"Six. Wonderful." Issei rubbed his forehead. "Y-you're a very attractive man and I don't dislike the idea of sleeping with you, but I have some qualms about sleeping with you on memes and not the people I actually am in love with."

"That's pretty much what I feel too." Birkin blushed. "Th...thanks."