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So out of these two userheads given by an anonymous benefactor, which should I use? The cat expires in May, while the glasses expire next September.

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But I think I like stubborn better.

But I don't see you as inflexible.

Aren't I?

You went to a strip club with me, that takes some flexibility.

I'd almost forgotten.

How could you possibly forget, you had my pretty face accompanying you?

Far more interesting than the strippers.

My face?

It was a joke.

Now you're just playing with my emotions.

I'm sorry.

I'm kidding, but if you happen to like my face I'm extremely flattered.

...I'm not interested.

There's no rule that says you have to be interested in someone to find them attractive.

I know that. I'm prefacing 'you're handsome' with 'I'm not interested' just so we're clear.

It's a pretty big assumption, what are you thinking of with such a preface?

I'm thinking that I don't want to risk anything.

Ah, I understand. You think that if you outright call me attractive I'll take it as the wrong kind of signal and end up pursuing you, but then you'll tell me that I got the wrong idea, hence breaking my heart. That's sweet of you.

Thank you. I'd rather not be a heartbreaker.

I'm always ten steps ahead, so it's okay if that's what you really think.

Don't inflate your ego too much.

It's not exaggerated, I get it perfectly honest.

If you say so.

I would say so and that's why I'm smart enough to know better.

I never said you weren't smart.

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