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[unknownrival]

[Issei's dressed in his robes again.]

What do people do for their twenty-first birthday besides drink alcohol? We just had a large party, so I don't feel that throwing one for my birthday in - two and a half weeks is needed. But I do like to celebrate my birthdays. Decisions, decisions.

It's hard to believe that I was seventeen when I joined. Time really does fly.

Comments

[starofchaos]

Such as? Do you happen to have an example?

[unknownrival]

I've been turned into a woman about four separate times, had my private thoughts broadcast for all to hear, had my dreams and my memories shown, been turned into a small blue rabbit... The list goes on.

[starofchaos]

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No, I think none of those would embarass me quite as much.

[unknownrival]

I've been in love with two people at once? Logically that would be twice as embarrassing.

[starofchaos]

Oh dear. At least that did not happen yesterday. I might have caused some trouble then.

[unknownrival]

Or you could have fallen for someone who didn't normally like you anyway. Which tends to be more irritating, but still embarrassing.

[starofchaos]

...well now. That would have been a problem.

But I suspect the embarassing part would be how to explain their disappearance.


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Just a joke.

[unknownrival]

...Aha. Lucky for me that we get along so well.

[starofchaos]

You're smart, Ryudo-san. Even if we hadn't, I'm sure you would have been fine.

[unknownrival]

I'm glad to hear that. I have responsibilities that I can't accomplish if I disappear.

[starofchaos]

Far be it for anyone to take you away from those.

[unknownrival]

They'd better know who they're dealing with first.

[starofchaos]

Do you mean yourself, or your friends?

[unknownrival]

It was meant to be a joke, which would have been about myself.

[starofchaos]

Yes, you're quite formidable, I'm sure.

[unknownrival]

All shall fear the wrath of my meditation and breathing exercises.

[starofchaos]

Oh no. [Laughing now.] You might scold people lightly!

[unknownrival]

In the past I have even been known to write strongly-worded letters.

[starofchaos]

How truly terrifying. You're almost as frightening as a puppy.

[unknownrival]

[He's taking the time to laugh now.] Are you sure of that?

[starofchaos]

Hm. Perhaps a hamster would have been a better comparison.

[unknownrival]

Goldfish would be too far in the other direction.

[starofchaos]

Perhaps declawed kittens would apply?

[unknownrival]

That's perfect. I am as frightening as a declawed kitten.

[starofchaos]

Truly the most accurate description. Yet still people fear your anger.