[Voice]

[unknownrival]

So, I was told to say this, and normally I wouldn't, but it looks like I've been virused and can't help it. They didn't say anything about mentioning the circumstances beforehand, though.

Ahem.

My name is Ryudo Issei, and Tohsaka Rin had better class grades than me.

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[Video]

[material_guy]

Hey. Monk.


What're the top three questions you do not want me askin' you right now?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Anything to do with sex, anything to do with penises, anything to do with Kaitou Kid.

...damn it.

[Video]

[material_guy]

So just embarrassing topics... Nothin' real specific yer afraid of me askin' about?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I have secrets I've promised to keep that I would really rather die than tell to anyone.

[Video]

[material_guy]

About penises, sex, 'n Kaitou Kid?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Just the last one.

[Video]

[material_guy]

...You know who he was, huh?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei bites his tongue and glares at the camera. He is not giving any further answers to this if it kills him.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

[He's changing the topic, anyway.]

So, just don't like talking about penises, or do you got a penis-secret you're hiding, too?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I just don't like talking about them.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Any sex topics you especially don't wanna get into?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Bondage.

[A strangled groan.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Got a thing for bein' tied up and havin' yer brains fucked out? What about the whips 'n spankings 'n everything that goes along with it? Leather or rope? Hand-cuffs? Blindfolds, or's takin' off yer glasses enough?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Tied-up yes, whips no, spankings no, leather yes, hand-cuffs yes, blindfolds yes, I hate you.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[He'd respond to that more coherently if he weren't laughing like a damned loon.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I am about to break this computer!

[Video]

[material_guy]

[Whew. Okay. He's done now. Really. Mostly. Besides a residual snicker he's really trying to repress. Breathe, and...]

Can you afford another one? Bein' a monk don't exactly bring in the cash, you're payin' for that chick's busted up arm-hospital thing, and I'm bettin' Lance don't got a job to pay for his food and shit...

[Video]

[unknownrival]

No, I can't really afford another one.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Still. It's too bad for you. There's a room made for that... But, that's a little unfair when yer this honest. So I'll let you off today.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Thank you.