[Accidental Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei is taking down the month of February's page in his calendar. On the next page, the date of March 3rd has 'BIRTHDAY' written in blue, circled, and with sparkles around it.

Issei stares at it for a few moments, then goes to get a black marker. Scowling, he blacks out the entire square.]

As though that were any cause for celebration. Khh, happy birthday to me.

Comments

[unknownrival]

It wasn't all bad.

[sandinmyboots]

Then why the long face? If you like it so much, then it should be all happy and joyful and all that nonsense?

[unknownrival]

It's just been bad lately.

[sandinmyboots]

Upset about parallel Lancer kicking the bucket?

[unknownrival]

That's a part of it.

[sandinmyboots]

What's going on with all of that anyway? I'm so behind.

[unknownrival]

Saber is going through it. Lancer and Lancer are not.

[sandinmyboots]

....who? I don't know any Sabers! What are they going through? Do I have to go archive diving to understand all of this?!

[unknownrival]

Probably.

[sandinmyboots]

I leave for a few months and the whole community goes berserk without me.

You two are still together, right? Battler and Yuri are still macking it up? Tell me there's some constant remaining in the time that I missed.

[stop being such a drama queen]

[unknownrival]

We're still together... though it's been a close call.

[sandinmyboots]

What?! What happened? Does it have to do with that other Lancer?! Was he cheating on you with the smart guy's blonde swordgirl sidekick?!

[unknownrival]

Nothing like that. He would never do such a thing.

[sandinmyboots]

Then what happened?

[you gossip]

[unknownrival]

I don't really want to talk about it other than it being my fault.

[sandinmyboots]

[HE NEEDS TO SNOOP, THEN]

Fine, whatever. Don't tell me. What else has been interesting?

[unknownrival]

...we have a lot of people from Karen's universe.