[Video post, forward-dated to the Valentine's Day virus.]

[unknownrival]

[The video camera flicks on as Issei sits back down in his chair, obviously having stood up to turn it on. He seems a bit nervous, swallowing a few times before he finally speaks.]

I wasn't sure what would be the best thing to do in this situation, since it's impossible to say which of us should go first, but it would be a shame if neither of us ended up getting any chocolate, and frankly I thought you'd appreciate me taking the 'girl's' role.

I'm not sure how good my cooking is, either. I apologize in advance for that, but...

[He lifts up an obviously hand-wrapped box - probably a box of chocolates, given what he said - into the camera's view, and beams. And blushes, naturally, but that's typical of Issei.]

Happy Valentine's Day, Archer. Would you like me to deliver this to you, or would you prefer to come here for it?

((All replies will be in video unless otherwise noted~ Archer-mun, I hope this is okay?))

Comments

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

So..this chocolates you made...are they poisoned?

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei glares at the camera.]

Of course not. Why would I want to poison him?

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[she shrugs] It was just a question.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It was a stupid question.

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Watch your food the next time, Issei.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Poison isn't really a pressing concern of mine.

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

You don't eat?

Arty does.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I do eat, but there's no one interested in poisoning my food.

Arty?

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[A knowing smile]


Oh, you call him Archer.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei does not like that smile at all.]

I know Archer eats. What's your point?

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[good that's what she wanted >:D]

My point? No one...but he's an attractive man, other people will give him chocolates as well. Secret people. Secret presents. Who knows what can happens~

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei's eyes widen and he pales.]

H-how could I be so careless?! What if something happens to him...!

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

That would be such a tragedy. A proper lover must take care of his partner.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[He blushes a little at 'lover', but not that much, since he's too busy worrying over Archer.]

I wouldn't have thought anyone would be able to - no, but that's not important right now, I should take every precaution to make sure he's safe...

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[He's so cute..and she's so evil.]

If I was you, I would get rid of all the chocolate presents, except yours of course..

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...But I can't do that without telling him why and asking permission first. He would get annoyed with me.

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

You know...maybe he already ate some of the chocolate...

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

N-no, Tohsaka would've noticed that... unless the effects don't kick in right away...

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

It can be a really slow poison.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Archer's probably resistant to those... I hope.

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Maybe...maybe not.

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You are deliberately trying to frighten me, aren't you?

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Why I would do that?...it's just..there so many bad persons in the comm....


(ooc: http://clockmaster.livejournal.com/28395.html >:3)

Re: [Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Aren't you one of them?

Re: [Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Do I look like one of them?