unknownrival: (Hugging.  Happy like this.)
While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.
unknownrival: (Considering.  Well...)
I'd like to go home now, please.

((Immediately following this.))
unknownrival: (Pained.  On the brink of tears.)
Please ignore everything I've said in the past few days about my relationship status.

[Locked to Rin; hackable with skill.]
Tohsaka, please forgive Archer for his recent behavior - he was virused, it wasn't his fault, I'm certain he would have spent the holiday with you had he known he was involved with you.
[/Locked]

[Locked to Archer; hackable with skill.]
...are you all right, Archer?
[/Locked]
unknownrival: (Pleased.  Flattered.)
[The video camera flicks on as Issei sits back down in his chair, obviously having stood up to turn it on. He seems a bit nervous, swallowing a few times before he finally speaks.]

I wasn't sure what would be the best thing to do in this situation, since it's impossible to say which of us should go first, but it would be a shame if neither of us ended up getting any chocolate, and frankly I thought you'd appreciate me taking the 'girl's' role.

I'm not sure how good my cooking is, either. I apologize in advance for that, but...

[He lifts up an obviously hand-wrapped box - probably a box of chocolates, given what he said - into the camera's view, and beams. And blushes, naturally, but that's typical of Issei.]

Happy Valentine's Day, Archer. Would you like me to deliver this to you, or would you prefer to come here for it?

((All replies will be in video unless otherwise noted~ Archer-mun, I hope this is okay?))
unknownrival: (Glaring.  Doesn't like you.)
Whoever decided to dye my school uniform pink? It wasn't funny. I have to set an example for other students, and that includes abiding by the dress code.
unknownrival: (Serious.  This is important.)
Tohsaka, I've given Archer time to ask you himself, but I only have so much patience.

Apparently Archer has no hobbies or anything he does for personal enjoyment. This is clearly unacceptable, and I invited him on an outing so he can learn to enjoy himself. However, I'm uncertain of what he would enjoy, and he suggested that you might have some suggestions.

He also wanted to invite you along, to which I have reluctantly agreed.

Please respond as soon as possible.

((This isn't locked to Rin, so others can comment and tease Issei about this totally-not-a-date.))
unknownrival: (Friendly.  Honestly likes you.)
Normally I'd send these a little closer to the holidays, but the student council is busy around this time of year, so I thought it would be best to get them out early. Besides, arranging cross-world transportation...

Archer, Hakuba, I hope you received your books successfully? And the same for you and your cat, Heartnet?

Midou, I... honestly, I have no idea what to get you. So I'm going to admit defeat and ask what you would prefer. I'll do my best to get it.

Happy holidays.

((Gifts are the same as in the gift post: book with pictures of famous swords for Archer, Kogoro Akechi book for Hakuba, black cat plushie for Train, ??? for Ban. Also, handwaving the sending out of the gifts because I can't be bothered.))
unknownrival: (Disbelieving.  Not you!)
If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question.

Whoever or whatever was responsible for the virus - thank you for the rescue, even if it was unintentional.

Archer, thank you for the offer of rescue. I'm sure you would have done it had the virus not interrupted... By the way, I stand by what I said. You look horrible in green.

Minazuki, thank you for the concern. Same to you, Heartnet.

Bertie, wasn't it? I presume there is no actual wedding for me to attend. And please don't repeat a word of what I said to you to anyone. Please?

Kid, I enjoyed our outing.

...how long is it going to take me to raise ten thousand yen? I hope that person doesn't go away anytime soon...

EDIT: Well, it couldn't hurt...

- I _____ Issei.
- Issei is _____.
- Issei likes to ______.
- I want to _____ Issei.
- Issei can ______.
- Someday Issei will ______.
- Issei reminds me of ______.
- Without Issei, it will be _____.
- Right now, I bet Issei is thinking about _____.
- Issei makes me want to _______.
- If I could spend the day with Issei, I'd _____.
- Issei is made of _______.
- If I could be Issei for a day, I'd ______.
- Issei's alter-ego is __________.
- I want to give Issei ______.
unknownrival: (Cheerful.  Laughing out loud.)
I'm a man again! I don't think I've ever been this thrilled in my life...

As I expected, the student council got no work done while I was gone. At least this happened on a weekend - I could have missed much more classwork than I did.

...I feel bad about lying to Emiya about my absence, but I don't know how to explain a sudden change in gender.

Thank you for the clothes, Archer. Will you be wanting them back?

((Akako, kidnapping is go whenever you want~ Archer, backlog the hotel visit y/n?))
unknownrival: (Sighing.  What did you do this time?)
...I would've thought that a classmate dying would have had more of an effect on me. Even if it is Mato.

This is worrisome...
unknownrival: (Pissed.  Will break your eardrums.)
This is ridiculous.

I hope no one asks why a Buddhist monk is buying a cross... I don't think anyone's stupid enough to give them a worldhop, but better safe than sorry.

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