I just want a bit part in your life

I'd like to go home now, please.

((Immediately following this.))

[The video camera flicks on as Issei sits back down in his chair, obviously having stood up to turn it on. He seems a bit nervous, swallowing a few times before he finally speaks.]

I wasn't sure what would be the best thing to do in this situation, since it's impossible to say which of us should go first, but it would be a shame if neither of us ended up getting any chocolate, and frankly I thought you'd appreciate me taking the 'girl's' role.

I'm not sure how good my cooking is, either. I apologize in advance for that, but...

[He lifts up an obviously hand-wrapped box - probably a box of chocolates, given what he said - into the camera's view, and beams. And blushes, naturally, but that's typical of Issei.]

Happy Valentine's Day, Archer. Would you like me to deliver this to you, or would you prefer to come here for it?

((All replies will be in video unless otherwise noted~ Archer-mun, I hope this is okay?))

Tohsaka, I've given Archer time to ask you himself, but I only have so much patience.

Apparently Archer has no hobbies or anything he does for personal enjoyment. This is clearly unacceptable, and I invited him on an outing so he can learn to enjoy himself. However, I'm uncertain of what he would enjoy, and he suggested that you might have some suggestions.

He also wanted to invite you along, to which I have reluctantly agreed.

Please respond as soon as possible.

((This isn't locked to Rin, so others can comment and tease Issei about this totally-not-a-date.))

If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question.

Whoever or whatever was responsible for the virus - thank you for the rescue, even if it was unintentional.

Archer, thank you for the offer of rescue. I'm sure you would have done it had the virus not interrupted... By the way, I stand by what I said. You look horrible in green.

Minazuki, thank you for the concern. Same to you, Heartnet.

Bertie, wasn't it? I presume there is no actual wedding for me to attend. And please don't repeat a word of what I said to you to anyone. Please?

Kid, I enjoyed our outing.

...how long is it going to take me to raise ten thousand yen? I hope that person doesn't go away anytime soon...

EDIT: Well, it couldn't hurt...

- I _____ Issei.
- Issei is _____.
- Issei likes to ______.
- I want to _____ Issei.
- Issei can ______.
- Someday Issei will ______.
- Issei reminds me of ______.
- Without Issei, it will be _____.
- Right now, I bet Issei is thinking about _____.
- Issei makes me want to _______.
- If I could spend the day with Issei, I'd _____.
- Issei is made of _______.
- If I could be Issei for a day, I'd ______.
- Issei's alter-ego is __________.
- I want to give Issei ______.

...I would've thought that a classmate dying would have had more of an effect on me. Even if it is Mato.

This is worrisome...