unknownrival | [RL - Tea with Vanessa after lunch.]

"...It's good that we know that all of that happened and how to to keep it from happening again, but I don't know that if something were to happen, I could do anything to help."

After all, he could barely help the people close to him. If something horrible were to happen, wouldn't it be out of his reach?

"You know..." she started, fingering the concave part of the cup that had made it out all right. "My boyfriend and his partner? They're trying to destroy their entire world. Infect the world with Uroboros that most everyone will reject and turn into monsters and die from, and the few 'worthy' ones will survive. They say they're doing it to better the world, but William's going to be the last human left if that ever happens."

She sighed. "And there's...nothing I can do about it. Not a thing."

"Th-that's horrible!" Issei squeaked. As if killing everyone wasn't bad enough, they wanted to turn them into monsters first? "But I, I don't want to give up hope so easily. You know that they're doing these things, right? Someone on the community must be able to stop them."

He wasn't confident in his own ability to help, but he hated to give up hope. If this place existed, than anything could happen, and anything could be stopped.

"The people from Devil May Cry are getting themselves involved slowly but surely, and that mutant Kitty Pryde tried to get herself involved as well," she replied thoughtfully, trying to recall everyone. "That and the rest of his people here on his own world are after his arse as well. I'm tempted to phone Trish with the exact location of their lab just so she can go kick Albert's arse here and back again."

She sighed, a fake smile crossing her pleasant features. "But I would never do that. I'm a coward. I'd rather just tell him tidbits of info, stay on his good side, and not get my throat slit again."

"...I might tell if it were me, but it's probably because I don't place all that much value on my own life," he admitted. "If I really thought it would help, I would. It's better than sitting around afterward thinking about whether you could have made a difference and saved someone, anyway."

He didn't deal with mass murderers often, but he knew what regretting doing nothing felt like. Oh yes.

"Oh, I know that much," she said, tapping a finger to her chin. "But he's never going to succeed at this rate. He keeps making what he calls 'miscalculations' but are actually, really, truly just mistakes just like anyone else makes. He's superhuman, his own form of Tyrant...but he's just as human as the rest of us when it comes to things like pride and sex."

She looked back over at her hand, seeing the blotches already turning a darker shade. "More tea, maybe? I promise not to treat the cup like my pencils this time."

"I hope you're right," he answered simply, standing up. He didn't really want to get involved with the crazy people, since it probably wouldn't help. "Of course, I can get you another cup. Hmm, where do we keep our backups...?"

Vanessa sat there, staring at her hand. She apparently didn't need Albert to do it for her; she could harm herself quite well on her own, though hers was unintentional. She moved her hand this way and that, feeling the sting of the cut but not wincing or recognising it in any way on her face. She was used to pain. This was nothing she couldn't handle.

"So what's your boyfriend's name anyway?" she asked after a long moment, turning to watch his short, lean body look around for a cup. Cute kid.

"Haruto Hojo," he answered, rooting around in the cupboards. "Oh, here it is." He brought the cup over and poured her another cup of tea. "He's very... um. I'd call him cute except I don't want to call him anything I wouldn't accept being called, so that's probably out. He's very nice."

"Is he from your world, then?" she asked, watching the steam from the cup rise. She held her harmed hand over it, letting the warmth seep into the bandage. "I know it's hard...relationships with one of you on one world and your other half on their own."

She smiled, hiding the bit of sadness she felt. "It's hard for me with William. I just want to be around him all the time. Or did."

Issei shook his head. "No, he's from a different world. I met him here. And I don't know - I don't really think we're at the point that we'd be around each other all the time anyway, even were we on the same world. We've only had two dates, after all..."

He probably shouldn't comment about how she had wanted to spend all her time with the crazy person. He was rapidly discovering that there was a lot about her life that he didn't want to talk about.

"How'd you meet?" she asked, resting her chin on her knuckles again, watching him intently. "I know you mean through the community and all, but what was it? Just replied to each others' posts until you realised you liked each other or...what?"

"Well, we started out just replying to each other's posts, and I was usually the one to reassure him whenever something made him panic. Then we were affected by the virus that made us stay in constant physical contact for a few days." Issei reddened a little more. "Waking up cuddling with someone else is one way to meet them in person, I suppose..."

"That's true," she replied with a grin of her own. "I was stuck with Elphaba on the first day and Sam Witwicky on the second. I was, probably unfortunately, completely free of it for the other two days that it apparently went on for everyone else."

She noticed his reddening and hid her face by taking another sip of the tea. He was just too damn cute.

"I'm glad I was just attached to Haruto and didn't switch to other people. Physical contact aside, it was nice having him visit, and I didn't mind holding his hand that much either. And..." Issei shuddered. "If it was embarrassing enough waking up with him next to me, how would I have fared if it had been a girl? No, I'm very grateful that it was Haruto."

"Why are you so afraid of girls anyway?" she asked, moving on to another topic entirely. "I know a girl once shot you...I'm pretty sure I scared you shitless when I came over...but what happened? Some sort of unrequited love in school? Bad memories of an overbearing mother or aunt or cousin? I mean, really, what?"

Issei blinked. That was a bit of an uncommon question. "Definitely not either of those, I've only liked a girl that way once and that was fairly recently, comparatively. And I don't think I have any female relatives that I know. I'm not much of a psychologist, but I'd guess it's a late introduction to the female gender plus an innate fear of the unknown."

He shrugged. "I would have been almost as scared if you'd been a man, really, since you were still furious at me and armed with boots."

"Ungh..." she commented, shuddering as she did so. "I've heard and seen people have their genders swapped here for little to no reason. I couldn't ever imagine being a man...I wouldn't know what to do with myself. And if you think I'm tall now, well, I could be turned into some monstrous man towering half over six foot."

She went back to her tea, dainty hands holding it politely, once broken but now healed small finger extended. "I don't think I could really deal with that in a way that wouldn't involve me not freaking out."

Issei groaned. "My first virus was being turned into a woman. Believe me, you're right to be glad to have never been affected by that."

Now she was probably going to interrogate him about every detail of the genderswap, but it was worth it to be able to complain.

"Tell me more," she said, motioning for him to sit again. "What was like, for you, to be a different gender all of a sudden?"

She thought about it a moment. "I have a feeling I wouldn't be able to figure out how to use the restroom or how to keep my...newfound genitalia...from chafing and be stuck wearing loose pants. I'd probably have to borrow some from William, since he's only about two inches taller than me..."

Issei took a seat, shaking his head ruefully. "Since at that point I hadn't explained the community to my father or anyone, I had to leave and stay in a hotel, since I doubted they'd believe me if I told them who I was. I spent most of the first day wearing a blanket over my clothes that didn't fit at all and trying to ignore that I was a different gender. It didn't work. Thankfully, one of my friends bought me clothes that weren't so... tight." Why did he have to take after his mother in breast size, anyway?

"And then he took me out to dinner, and that was awkward and I'll thank you not to ask about that. Please."

"Well, I would assume if you get breasts your clothes would be tight," she mused aloud, setting the teacup down. She put her hands in her lap in case anything inflammatory came up so she wouldn't go breaking another cup again. "But then again, women tend to have more petite bodies than men, so I would assume your undergarments and pants wouldn't fit so much anymore."

"The pants were fine, but the shirts were definitely too tight to the point of being painful," he grumbled. "And I don't know why Archer felt the need to buy me a dress, I would've preferred to just stay with the shirts and pants..." Probably because that would have been his only chance to force his once-male friend into a dress, and he couldn't resist the temptation. A better question was, why did he agree to wear it in the first place?

"You wore a dress?" she asked, positively befuddled at the very idea of Issei, the short little boy in front of her, with a huge bosom and a dress. It was so ridiculous, but she held back any laughter that should have been coming from such a statement. "Was it...nice? A nice, modest dress at least?"

"Oh, of course it was modest. I would've thrown it in his face and removed him from my room had he told me he wanted to wear something immodest," Issei answered. "Cut-wise and length-wise, it was about the same as my maid dress, only much less embarrassing afterward." Why did he keep bringing up his embarrassing viruses anyway?

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