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Could I have my normal clothes back now, please? This isn't funny.

((In all icons, Issei appears to be wearing this. Background roses not included.))

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

What I miss?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

My normal clothes are missing and I'm wearing a bonnet.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

That I noticed. But how it happened?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, unfortunately, but I'm going to assume it's the fault of the community or one of its members.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Did you piss off someone recently?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Kannon-sama seemed a little annoyed with me.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Who?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kanzeon. She posted a picture of me in a dress once, remember?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I do. Why can't gods let us alone.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Boredom, I suppose.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Someone should suggest books or videogames to them.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll do that once I get my clothes back.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

♥

1/3

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I said I didn't want any hea-

2/3

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would very much appreciate having my clothes returned, please.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

I didn't take them.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Tried them. Went through them all. Got bored again. Waiting another couple years before I binge again.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then what happened to them? They're no longer here.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

There is a trunk out in the yard. In it is a clue as to where your clothing is. That is all I am telling you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll go looking. But you could just be nice and tell me where they are, you realize.

((What's in the trunk?))

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

But that would be boring.

(A laundromat bill for all his clothes to get cleaned, pressed, and mended.)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It would also be polite. And everyone knows my feelings about being boring.

((Issei: ... *facepalm*))

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

-Not listening- But then it wouldn't be half as fun~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

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Excuse me, I need to go reconcile my religion to the fact that I'm seriously starting to dislike you.