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Jul. 9th, 2013 02:03 pm
You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
Voice(mail) and text only.
You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
Voice(mail) and text only.
I have the strangest friends.
[Utterly dripping with loathing:]
Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.
Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.
[RL - birthday party.]
Mar. 3rd, 2012 08:56 am[Anyone who's one of Issei's friends (that does not include you, Greed) received a handwritten invitation to Issei's temple on March 3rd. They were invited over to dinner and then to schmoozing afterwards.
Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.
Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]
Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.
Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]
[All that's in this voice clip is Issei screaming in pain for a few seconds.]
(no subject)
Oct. 20th, 2011 03:48 pmI know I've been posting often lately and I'm sorry for that if it's annoying, but I have to, need to ask this now.
Which one of you sent me this rose?
[A picture here of Issei holding a silver rose; he's blushing profusely, naturally.]
The card only says 'From Y.' It's beautiful.
Which one of you sent me this rose?
[A picture here of Issei holding a silver rose; he's blushing profusely, naturally.]
The card only says 'From Y.' It's beautiful.
[Text with image.]
Oct. 7th, 2011 07:33 pmThey're organizing a charity drive in Fuyuki, with a focus on children's toys. I don't have many left from my own childhood, and I'm the youngest one in the temple.
Someone important to me gave me this.
[A picture here of a plushie, sitting on Issei's desk. It's obvious to those who know him that it's a likeness of Kaitou Kid, in adorable tiny plush form. It looks loved rather than brand-new.]
I think someone else will love it too.
Someone important to me gave me this.
[A picture here of a plushie, sitting on Issei's desk. It's obvious to those who know him that it's a likeness of Kaitou Kid, in adorable tiny plush form. It looks loved rather than brand-new.]
I think someone else will love it too.
(no subject)
Jun. 20th, 2011 07:44 amIs it generally considered strange for the head of a Buddhist temple to be best friends with the head of the local yakuza?
I thought I'd ask, given Father's Day and all.
I thought I'd ask, given Father's Day and all.
[Video, Grab Bag - Musical]
May. 13th, 2011 01:41 pm[Hey, it's Issei! He's dressed kind of funny, though. And talking to a black-haired woman in red of about his age.]
( Cut for length and video. )
( Cut for length and video. )
Shirou, Archer, it really doesn't matter who cooks for me today. If you can't come to some agreement, I'll just head back to the temple and have one of the monks make something.
Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.
Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.
Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?
((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))
Kid, you're going to have to wear something other than your heisting clothes eventually. For one thing, you can't sleep in them.
Haruto... yes, Archer is a spirit, but he isn't out to get you. Please treat him with a bit more respect than that.
Honestly, you all. [He chuckles fondly.] What am I to do with you?
((Issei's fondest wish is to have everyone he's in love with love him back, so now he lives in Shirou's house and has a harem. Kaito and Haruto are free to point out that they're definitely not there with him at the moment, to which Issei will D8.))
(no subject)
May. 30th, 2010 03:37 amLet's never go through that again. For one thing, I would rather not put all of you who rescued me to the trouble of fetching me. (Except for Greed. I don't care about Greed.) For another, I really don't think I like being paraded before a group of magi.
Which reminds me, if any magi are reading this?
Kindly fuck off. You won't touch any of my beloved, understood?
((Comments on the RL are still continuing, don't worry. Replies to this when I wake up.))
Which reminds me, if any magi are reading this?
Kindly fuck off. You won't touch any of my beloved, understood?
((Comments on the RL are still continuing, don't worry. Replies to this when I wake up.))
[Accidental Video Post]
May. 21st, 2010 09:36 pm[The figure in the video may not be recognizable at first, because he's bent over with his head in a trash can, rummaging around. This continues for several moments.
Eventually, he finds what he's looking for and the person is revealed: Issei, clutching his Kaitou Kid plushie tightly.]
I swear on my soul, I'll never forget you again and mistreat you in such a way... now, I need to go apologize to my friends for my failure.
Eventually, he finds what he's looking for and the person is revealed: Issei, clutching his Kaitou Kid plushie tightly.]
I swear on my soul, I'll never forget you again and mistreat you in such a way... now, I need to go apologize to my friends for my failure.
[Fail!private.]
May. 11th, 2010 06:38 pmI was not aware that two teenage males physically were capable of that much... in one day. This must be what it feels like to be a woman.
I hope Haruto enjoyed it, even not being affected...
I hope Haruto enjoyed it, even not being affected...
[Accidental Voice]
May. 8th, 2010 02:23 am[Issei is praying. Anyone who knows anything of Japanese Buddhism will recognize that. Even those who aren't familiar will know that he isn't doing it very well. He keeps stopping and restarting after making a mistake. Eventually, he gives up altogether.]
I'm a failure as a monk... If I cannot purify myself of such base thoughts, of what use am I? I should, should be running the streets rather than living in a temple!
[There's a loud thunk.]
Ow. Even beating my head against the wall will not remove these thoughts, it seems. Dear Buddha, help me...
I'm a failure as a monk... If I cannot purify myself of such base thoughts, of what use am I? I should, should be running the streets rather than living in a temple!
[There's a loud thunk.]
Ow. Even beating my head against the wall will not remove these thoughts, it seems. Dear Buddha, help me...
(no subject)
Mar. 24th, 2010 07:07 amWho. Spiked. My. Drink. Come here so that I can punch you.
[Locked to Tyki]
I'm very sorry, my behavior was inappropriate. The things I said should not have been said in polite company, even though you are a very attractive man and I meant that, I still shouldn't have said it. I hope this does not impact our friendship and perhaps it would be best if we forgot this ever happened?
[Locked to Tyki]
I'm very sorry, my behavior was inappropriate. The things I said should not have been said in polite company, even though you are a very attractive man and I meant that, I still shouldn't have said it. I hope this does not impact our friendship and perhaps it would be best if we forgot this ever happened?
The video is a short one: Issei can be seen hugging the bejeebies out of his father, who is smiling and hugging him back.
"I'm so glad you're alright..."
"I'm so glad you're alright..."
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[Accidental Voice]
Feb. 16th, 2010 09:48 pmI'm not going to cheat on him. Not with Kid, not with Shirou. I would never cheat on him, even with a person I loved, because I also love him and you don't cheat on people you love.
But apparently, you can't love two or three or four people equally! You can only love one the most. And of course that person isn't the one you're dating. You're being disloyal just by dating anyone at all.
And if you love two people, you're fated to cheat on them. There's no such thing as self control! If you have to love more than one person, you might as well just never date anyone for your entire life to keep yourself from harming them! Who cares if you're unloved forever, if they're safe from you?
In fact, why don't you just go ahead and DIE FOR THEM?! It's the only way to prove that your love isn't just a selfish emotion, it's the only way to date them and not eventually betray them! Go ahead! I know I would!
'Take what you want from me, strip me bare, send me into certain death.' If you can't even respect my loyalty, which is the entirety of my being, how can you respect me at all?!
((Hakuba really made Issei flip out with his assertion that Issei couldn't love two people at the same time. Replies will be voice, he's not well enough to type correctly.))
But apparently, you can't love two or three or four people equally! You can only love one the most. And of course that person isn't the one you're dating. You're being disloyal just by dating anyone at all.
And if you love two people, you're fated to cheat on them. There's no such thing as self control! If you have to love more than one person, you might as well just never date anyone for your entire life to keep yourself from harming them! Who cares if you're unloved forever, if they're safe from you?
In fact, why don't you just go ahead and DIE FOR THEM?! It's the only way to prove that your love isn't just a selfish emotion, it's the only way to date them and not eventually betray them! Go ahead! I know I would!
'Take what you want from me, strip me bare, send me into certain death.' If you can't even respect my loyalty, which is the entirety of my being, how can you respect me at all?!
((Hakuba really made Issei flip out with his assertion that Issei couldn't love two people at the same time. Replies will be voice, he's not well enough to type correctly.))
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[Accidental Video Post]
Feb. 10th, 2010 01:10 am( Cut OOCly for length. )
((All replies will come after he wakes up for the day. ...Which will be quite a bit later than his day should actually start (in two and a half hours).))
((All replies will come after he wakes up for the day. ...Which will be quite a bit later than his day should actually start (in two and a half hours).))
(no subject)
Jan. 16th, 2010 10:24 am[Video]
[For a few seconds, Issei just sits in front of the camera, wearing his normal clothes and with his normal eye color. He waves, and then shuts the camera off.]
[/Video]
Thank you very much for the rescue. Everyone, I'm all right now, and the rest of the affected people are going to be fine. I know, because I'm going to help save them. (I won't budge on this, so don't try to dissuade me.)
As for what I said and did... well, call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer regular therapy to the supernatural kind. So if you want to ask, I'll do my best to answer. ...That person is me, technically, but more than a little seems to have been lost in translation.
[Failed private, easily hackable]
I looked like a tramp. Forget looking like one, I acted like one! And I - with - if I didn't have people to rescue I'd spend the rest of the day in purifying myself! No, I'd spend the entire week doing it, just to be certain I was rid of the unclean influences!
Am I supposed to return Nakamori's undergarments to her now...? I don't have any use for them myself. But I've never been in such a situation before! I don't know how to deal with this!
((Okay! I don't know how other people are handling this, but I'm going to say that all posts made on the 15th (including Haruto's last one) are before Issei's rescue, and all posts made after that are after the rescue. It's easier for me to keep track of, and I'd be remiss in not letting his boyfriend have a good panic post. Also, holy crap guys, did you see how many comments were on there? I love all of you for making Shadow!Issei so fun to play~))
[For a few seconds, Issei just sits in front of the camera, wearing his normal clothes and with his normal eye color. He waves, and then shuts the camera off.]
[/Video]
Thank you very much for the rescue. Everyone, I'm all right now, and the rest of the affected people are going to be fine. I know, because I'm going to help save them. (I won't budge on this, so don't try to dissuade me.)
As for what I said and did... well, call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer regular therapy to the supernatural kind. So if you want to ask, I'll do my best to answer. ...That person is me, technically, but more than a little seems to have been lost in translation.
[Failed private, easily hackable]
I looked like a tramp. Forget looking like one, I acted like one! And I - with - if I didn't have people to rescue I'd spend the rest of the day in purifying myself! No, I'd spend the entire week doing it, just to be certain I was rid of the unclean influences!
Am I supposed to return Nakamori's undergarments to her now...? I don't have any use for them myself. But I've never been in such a situation before! I don't know how to deal with this!
((Okay! I don't know how other people are handling this, but I'm going to say that all posts made on the 15th (including Haruto's last one) are before Issei's rescue, and all posts made after that are after the rescue. It's easier for me to keep track of, and I'd be remiss in not letting his boyfriend have a good panic post. Also, holy crap guys, did you see how many comments were on there? I love all of you for making Shadow!Issei so fun to play~))
[Video post]
Nov. 30th, 2009 07:30 am[The camera clicks on, and Issei's face immediately comes into view. He looks tired and worse for wear, but his eyes are the same old blue that they usually are, and when he lets out a sigh and starts to speak, it's with his own voice.]
Could someone tell me why I've been unconscious for a week?
((Tatsumi supernaturally-powered bitchslapped possessed!Issei into submission. Issei has absolutely no memory of what happened while he was possessed. Any interaction with possessed!Issei we didn't get to may be assumed. Due to computer troubles, I'm making sure to post this now: comments might be a bit later.))
Could someone tell me why I've been unconscious for a week?
((Tatsumi supernaturally-powered bitchslapped possessed!Issei into submission. Issei has absolutely no memory of what happened while he was possessed. Any interaction with possessed!Issei we didn't get to may be assumed. Due to computer troubles, I'm making sure to post this now: comments might be a bit later.))
