Ryudo Issei (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
unknownrival) wrote2009-09-02 07:59 pm
unknownrival) wrote2009-09-02 07:59 pm
OOC - meme stolen from everyone ever.
Comment with a 5 + 1 list and I'll write a drabble about it! Include the name of the characters, the ship (if applicable), and a general rating to go along with it.
Example: 5 times so-and-so called Issei cute, and one time he called them cute.
Characters: ...uh, just Issei/![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ewwgirls.
Example: 5 times so-and-so called Issei cute, and one time he called them cute.
Characters: ...uh, just Issei/
ewwgirls.
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...If that's possible.
1/(5 + 1), this time the one that actually goes to this prompt.
Issei paused for a moment, thoughtful. "Well, we met on the community - he mentioned that he was a student council president in his introduction, and I replied. It was a while later that we first met in person during the virus where we had to stay in physical contact for a few days."
"Oh, yeah, you told me about that one, I think. Uh, if you had to keep in contact with him or get sick, what did you do during the nights?" Shirou asked.
"We slept together, obviously," Issei answered, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. "My bed is plenty large enough."
Shirou stared for a long moment, and then replied, "I guess that's one way to do this, since he was your boyfriend..."
"No, he wasn't my boyfriend at the ti- ehhh?" Issei's face started burning up, and he hastened to explain. "I meant that we shared a bed! Nothing untoward occurred! I-it was perfectly innocent, why would you even think otherwise?!"
"Because nobody thinks of just sharing a bed when they're talking about sleeping with their boyfriend, Issei. You don't have to be ashamed about i-"
"Nothing happened!"
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2/(5+1)
The other students stopped and stared. He ignored them, continuing on his merry way.
"...did he just smile at me?" Rin wondered aloud. "Even not stopping to insult me is strange enough."
"You're telling me..." Shirou agreed, sighing. "Something's seriously wrong with him. If I don't come back, assume the worst."
Issei was still grinning when Shirou arrived at the student council room. "Hello, Shirou, it's good to see you again. Did you sleep well?"
"Pretty well, I guess - wait, that's not what's important. Why are you acting like this?" Shirou asked bluntly.
Issei blinked. "Like what? I'm not allowed to be in a good mood?"
"Not like this," Shirou replied, narrowing his eyes. "But what... oh. You got laid last night, didn't you?"
Issei's face turned red. "Huh? No! Of course not! W-we only just kissed, that's all!"
"So that's all it was?" Shirou chuckled, visibly relaxing. "For someone who isn't interested in romance, you're really a huge sap."
3/(5+1)
Archer sighed. "I'd like to, but it's more complicated than that. For one thing, where would I sleep?"
"On the other bed, of c..." She trailed off, glancing around the room. "Oh, there's only one bed in here. I guess I'll take the chair, then. What kind of hotel only has one bed in a room anyway?"
"...you bought a room in a love hotel, Issei," he flatly replied. "What did you expect?"
Her face colored. "I-it's not as if I ever intended to use it for that purpose! It was just the only place I could afford to stay! Anyway, I'm sure it's used for innocent reasons all the time, I doubt anyone suspects you of doing anything untoward."
"I doubt they're going to assume otherwise, especially considering I brought clothes." Archer paused for a moment. "At least I decided not to get that school uniform for you in the end."
She raised an eyebrow. "Hm? What would be strange about a man bringing someone a schoolgirl uniform in a hotel? Even in this kind of hotel."
"Never mind, Issei."
4/(5+1)
Dimly, Issei wondered how he'd gotten into this situation. Oh, of course he knew that had started when Kujikawa wanted him to help her put on suntan lotion and continued until she'd gotten the idea in her head that he needed more physical contact with women to be comfortable with it.
The more important question was why he, of all people, was being hugged by a woman. Hadn't he done his best to avoid such entanglements with the opposite sex? Had he failed somewhere in his training as a monk? Where had he gone wrong?!
It wasn't too late. He could purify himself the moment he returned home. Everyone was allowed their moment of indiscretion.
...Now if only she would let go, he could stop blushing and start with the purifying.
5/(5+1)
Condoms.
A love potion.
A Japanese translation of the Kama Sutra.
More condoms.
Pornography.
Pornography of people he actually knew. (Incidental crushes on those people were not relevant to whether or not this was an incredibly inappropriate gift.)
Some kind of man-eating monster, with a card attached lovingly signed by Eris.
Yet still more condoms.
Needless to say, the next time they met, the senders of those gifts received a glare that would have been steely if he hadn't been blushing so much. Well, except for Eris. She just received a strained "thank you for the lovely gift."
6/(5+1)
Issei didn't blush. He skipped that step and went straight into fainting.