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This is ridiculous.

I hope no one asks why a Buddhist monk is buying a cross... I don't think anyone's stupid enough to give them a worldhop, but better safe than sorry.

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You're a monk?

People seem surprised to hear that. Yes, actually.

Ow well in that case I don't think you need a Cross. I found this site because those two were annoying and I was bored- it said "Christian symbols may be replaced with other religious symbols according to the belief system of the wielder and/or vampire. In other words, if a person, confronted by a hungry and hostile vampire, presents any symbol, which they truly believe to represent the power of Light and Goodness, their very belief will manifest itself in a force sufficient to drive away the undead."

So I think by proxy and logic you can't be a vampire

Really? That's interesting, I didn't know that. The question is whether those two know that...

Probably not, but who cares?

I do. I don't want to wave a conch shell at them only to have them tell me it doesn't count and try to kill me anyway.

Well it's not like they're going to just pop on your doorstep suddenly you know.

Besides everyone so far seems to thing they're crazy. Nobody in their right mind would give them a worldhop.

I know, but it still worries me. I'd rather not have a pair of lunatics out there aiming to kill me.

Should I give you the site I found that at, in case you want to find something else?

It would be helpful. Thank you.

http://vampires.monstrous.com/weaknesses_vampire.htm

Have fun.

I will!

I'm not familiar with the concept of a "vampire" but judging by the general comments, he seems to be a bit... deluded?

More than a little.

Let's see... a vampire is an evil, undead creature that sucks the blood of the living.

Really? Hmm. That sounds a little like some Pokemon legends I've heard...

If that's what a vampire is, then I am almost certain he's deluded. I am a bit new here, but I have yet to see anyone who fits that description.

I haven't, either. And I know I'm not one of them.

Is there any way you can convince him otherwise?

I've tried, with no success.

You could keep garlic!

One of the monks is allergic, unfortunately.

Really? That must suck. Garlic can spice up some meals!

I'm quite fond of it, personally, but I could live without it.

You could just smack them on the head if they come for you.

I'd certainly try, but that's about the extent of my knowledge of self-defense.

Go for the knees. They break easy and it's kind of hard for them to follow you if they have broken legs.

You see all these silly people try to fight off attackers by hitting them in the torso instead of going for their weak spots!

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