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[unknownrival]

This is ridiculous.

I hope no one asks why a Buddhist monk is buying a cross... I don't think anyone's stupid enough to give them a worldhop, but better safe than sorry.

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[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

You're a monk?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

People seem surprised to hear that. Yes, actually.

[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

Ow well in that case I don't think you need a Cross. I found this site because those two were annoying and I was bored- it said "Christian symbols may be replaced with other religious symbols according to the belief system of the wielder and/or vampire. In other words, if a person, confronted by a hungry and hostile vampire, presents any symbol, which they truly believe to represent the power of Light and Goodness, their very belief will manifest itself in a force sufficient to drive away the undead."

So I think by proxy and logic you can't be a vampire

[purrifying-wind.livejournal.com]

I'm not familiar with the concept of a "vampire" but judging by the general comments, he seems to be a bit... deluded?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

More than a little.

Let's see... a vampire is an evil, undead creature that sucks the blood of the living.

[purrifying-wind.livejournal.com]

Really? Hmm. That sounds a little like some Pokemon legends I've heard...

If that's what a vampire is, then I am almost certain he's deluded. I am a bit new here, but I have yet to see anyone who fits that description.

[maraich]

You could keep garlic!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

One of the monks is allergic, unfortunately.

[maraich]

Really? That must suck. Garlic can spice up some meals!

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

Now why would you do something like that?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They think that I'm a vampire. Vampires are supposedly repelled by holy symbols, particularly the cross. If they see me holding a cross, they might realize that I am not a vampire.

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

You're not? Such a shame that you couldn't be more interesting. Just be advised that you cannot always believe what popular lore may tell you.

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Gah, Tohsaka.

That's because there aren't a pair of lunatics out there somewhere who want to kill you.

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Do you honestly believe that anyone as incompetent as they obviously are would be a threat to you?

[truewhite.livejournal.com]

So you're the Master of the Counter Guardian? I didn't even know they can fight in Grail Wars . . .

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware of that fact either until Archer told me.

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

Issei, I have something to confess, I'm a vampire and Rin is a vampire Slayer. Our love is forbidden . . .

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to be the reverse?

((Issei's not familiar with English TV shows, sadly.))

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

... what?

[truewhite.livejournal.com]

You know you're talking to someone worse than a vampire right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The giant magical dog-thing? I noticed.

[steelisblood.livejournal.com]

Well, she is a vampire. But don't ask about me being a Counter Guardian ever again.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Archer...?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those 'if I told you I'd have to kill you' things?