[E-mail accidentally posted to his journal.]

[unknownrival]

To: kaitoukidforever@mail.yahoo.co.jp
From: ryudoji@mail.yahoo.co.jp
Subject: Photographs

Dear Kaitou Kid Fanclub:

I should have expected this, what with the way misinformation travels around here, but I was hoping you still had some sense.

First of all, those pictures you have in your possession. Notice the hair color? Notice how it isn't Kid's hair color? It's a costume party. Unless Kid would be one to have such a shoddy costume as merely a different hair color, you have to accept that it's someone else dressed up as him. I should know, because it's me.

This means that you do not have pictures of Kid fraternizing with Hakuba and Shirogane. You have pictures of a fan in costume fraternizing with the detectives. Therefore, stop claiming to have proof of - of relations between them. Kid wasn't even there! And I don't have relations with them either, and I was the one actually in those photographs!

In conclusion, the next person who says Kid did anything remotely resembling romantic at that party is wrong on so many levels, and I will find them and hunt them down. It's the least I can do for contributing to this mess.

-Ryudo Issei

((Of course the Gossip Girl story and the photos get back to the fanclub. Of course.))

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I just said I wasn't going to say anything!

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

But why not? Inquiring minds wants to know!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Because it's embarrassing to talk about that sort of thing.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Well, it is.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that look.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You don't want to hear about it anyway.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, I want.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you were even interested in Kid, let alone interested in his fanclub.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

You need to know your enemy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

And you also need to know what your enemies' fans think about the enemies of your enemy?

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Of course, that's vital!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Really.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Really!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I still would rather not say.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Apologies.