unknownrival: (Disconcerted.  Th-that's not normal.)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2009-11-04 07:30 am

[E-mail accidentally posted to his journal.]

To: kaitoukidforever@mail.yahoo.co.jp
From: ryudoji@mail.yahoo.co.jp
Subject: Photographs

Dear Kaitou Kid Fanclub:

I should have expected this, what with the way misinformation travels around here, but I was hoping you still had some sense.

First of all, those pictures you have in your possession. Notice the hair color? Notice how it isn't Kid's hair color? It's a costume party. Unless Kid would be one to have such a shoddy costume as merely a different hair color, you have to accept that it's someone else dressed up as him. I should know, because it's me.

This means that you do not have pictures of Kid fraternizing with Hakuba and Shirogane. You have pictures of a fan in costume fraternizing with the detectives. Therefore, stop claiming to have proof of - of relations between them. Kid wasn't even there! And I don't have relations with them either, and I was the one actually in those photographs!

In conclusion, the next person who says Kid did anything remotely resembling romantic at that party is wrong on so many levels, and I will find them and hunt them down. It's the least I can do for contributing to this mess.

-Ryudo Issei

((Of course the Gossip Girl story and the photos get back to the fanclub. Of course.))

[identity profile] truthinfortune.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
About five and a half minutes. I lost the bet with Minato-kun. Even while on painkillers, Hakuba's powers of observation are rather sharp, after all.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well. I'm sure it was amusing, even if you lost the bet.

[identity profile] truthinfortune.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
It was. He was thoroughly entertained.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Good! If he was in the hospital, he must have appreciated it.