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[unknownrival]

Does it make any logical sense that someone who is good at poker - and I have word that I am - would be absolutely terrible at strip poker? It's just poker with different stakes...

Ah, I hope you had a good night's sleep, Mikk Marquise? Let me know if you require my hospitality again.

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[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know him a little. If you were playin' strip poker with Tyki, were you playin' with his deck?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, as a matter of fact we were. ...why?

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Then it's no wonder you lost, it's his deck.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So he was cheating rampantly, is what you're saying. That makes me feel better about my poker skills.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Of course he was cheating, that's not to say he's bad at poker though, but he's a better cheater.

I can sympathize.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I generally don't cheat until lives are on the line. This puts me at a disadvantage.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

More important than that, you should probably ask yourself why he'd want to cheat.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That, I can't imagine. It isn't as if we were playing for anything important, so there should be no value gained from the effort.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well, this is just a guess, but maybe it's cause he wanted to see you without clothes on. That's a gain.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That makes little to no sense.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

And why wouldn't it?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want to see me naked?!

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me, I'm just sayin' and he told me that he's the Noah of "Pleasure." He probably doesn't need a reason.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

People's actions should be guided by logic, even if their reason is only 'that person is attractive'.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Then you just explained the logic, maybe he thinks you're attractive.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's wrong. He can't think that, it's blatantly untrue.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

You're kinda limited aren't you? You're gonna be in trouble if you keep thinkin' that way about yourself.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I won't be in trouble.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Alrighty, well I've already told you what I thought, you might be in dream land...but Tyki is sly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How so? You must know him better than I do, we've only had a few conversations.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Well I already kinda told you, your poker game, and why? because he played strip poker with me not too long ago. Did he keep your clothes after the game?

We haven't threaded that far, but shush.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, I asked for them back. It would be cruel to keep them.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

I take it he wasn't too sore about havin' to give them back.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Of course. He was a perfect gentleman.

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

So where's the logic in playing a game of strip poker, a game where your opponent gets all naked, when you have to return what you gain? The sheer pleasure of seeing the opposition strip, that's why he wasn't all busted up about giving you your clothing back. He's not always that merciful.