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I'm a man again! I don't think I've ever been this thrilled in my life...

As I expected, the student council got no work done while I was gone. At least this happened on a weekend - I could have missed much more classwork than I did.

...I feel bad about lying to Emiya about my absence, but I don't know how to explain a sudden change in gender.

Thank you for the clothes, Archer. Will you be wanting them back?

((Akako, kidnapping is go whenever you want~ Archer, backlog the hotel visit y/n?))

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It's good to see you are normal again, Issei-kun~

((Early next week~?))

You don't know when you're not wanted, do you?

((Sure!))

Oh, I know I'm not wanted. Problem is... you are~

If that was supposed to be a pickup line, it wasn't a very good one.

It wasn't a pick up line.

Then what would you call it?

A warning.

Oh, right. You still think I should be falling at your feet, don't you?

Despite current circumstances... I do~

I doubt that will ever happen.

I think you should keep them.

(Aye, back log it, I'll let you start.)

Are you sure? I mean, I suppose you have no more use for girl's clothes than I do, but you might be able to return them.

Actually I bought those for you. You're a little more . . . filled out than Rin is.

...I meant return them to the store, but...

((Post is up~ (http://ewwgirls.livejournal.com/2957.html)))

I also vote that you should keep them. You never know when the next virus might hit, after all.

That's all the more reason to get rid of them. If they can't be returned, then symbolically burning them will do.

Of course, there's no guarantee that you'll be turned into a girl next time.

Are you suggesting that there is something worse I could be turned into?

You could end up as a Pokemon. That happened a while ago.

I would rather be one than a woman.

How about a female Pokemon?

...would that be possible?

Of course it would.

Oh.

...no, actually, that would still be preferable. I wouldn't have had those things, at least.

You mean breasts. They have a proper name, you know.

If I call them by their name I have to acknowledge that they were attached to me at one point.

Ahh, of course.

Believe me, when you're turned into a man - and if there is any justice in this world, you will be - you'll sympathize with me.

Actually, I don't find that thought to be all that horrible as long as I know I'd change back.

You say that now.

There are certain aspects of it that would be more convenient.

And those would be?

Think about what happens once a month.

The odds of you getting hit with a virus at the same time you would've normally had that are fairly low.

Low, yes, but it's still possible. Even escaping it for one month would be nice.

Given that the viruses seem designed to cause us as much humiliation as possible, it probably won't happen.

I suppose you're right, but one can always hope.

Good luck with that.

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