5 + 1 meme redux. Stolen from Kat.

[unknownrival]

Comment with a 5 + 1 list and I'll write a little drabble about it! Include the name of the characters, the ship (if applicable), and a general rating to go along with it.

Example: Five times Issei wanted something he couldn't have and one time he got what he never knew he wanted.

Characters: Issei, Naesala

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[deadly_garden]

I feel like something cracky so...

Five times Kurama didn't kiss Issei and one time he did.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei clung to Kurama's arm. "My hero~"

Kurama chuckled, a bit nervously. "Yes, you're definitely going to need the hangover remedy in the morning. You should drink some water."

"I don't want water. I only want you. But nonsexually," Issei added a moment later.

"...Is that so?" Kurama asked politely. "Would you mind letting go of my arm, then?"

"No. I mean, yes. I would mind."

2/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Wh-why do you have a plant here with aphrodisiac fumes?!" Issei asked, red-faced and hazy-eyed. "Get rid of it before something h-happens!"

Kurama sighed. "I'm trying."

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Spin the Bottle was an awkward game at the best of times, and when the 'actually kiss each other on the lips, geeze' rule was instituted, it was not the best of times.

"How did you even get me to play this?" Issei wondered aloud as he reached out and gave the bottle a whirl. "I despise games like this."

The bottle spun, then began to slow. Kurama took a breath as it neared him. That was awkwardness he really did not want in his burgeoning friendship with Issei. Hopefully Issei would take it well, but-

It stopped, pointing to the person next to Kurama. "K-Kuroba?! No, no, no!"

4/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Say, aren't you... Minamino?"

Kurama stopped in his tracks. Issei was staring, wide-eyed, at his true form, and had somehow recognized him. It was over now, then: as he thought, Issei wanted a normal friend, not a demon.

"...if I may?" Issei reached out and scratched Kurama behind one ear. "They're cute."

Kurama purred.

5/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

A napping Issei wrapped himself more thoroughly in Kurama's tail. Sitting to the side, Kurama reached out and stroked his hair gently. "So cute."

6/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Let me take care of you." It started as simply as Kurama saying that to Issei.

Issei had nodded and agreed. Even when Kurama clarified what he meant, he still said yes, if a bit more blushingly.

Kurama started off with a kiss. A slow, deep kiss that left Issei shuddering when he broke for air.

"I don't know how-" Issei began, only to be broken off with another soft kiss.

"Shh." Kurama smiled gently. "I said I would take care of you, did I not? Just relax and enjoy this." He undressed Issei, pressing light kisses to every inch of skin that he bared.

Issei squirmed in his grip, not used to such attention. "Shouldn't I..."

"Relax," Kurama repeated, pulling off Issei's trousers. He kissed Issei's inner thighs, first one and then the other, enjoying the moan it earned. Once his underwear was off, Kurama began applying a balm to Issei's length.

"Wh-what are you doing, aren't you going to be the one to-? I don't know what to do!" Issei protested with a red face and wide eyes.

"I know." When Issei was sufficiently prepared and Kurama had given enough attention to his own entrance, Kurama sank down onto him. "I'll take care of you. I promise."

/iz Lylith

[spanish-kitty.livejournal.com]

5 times Prussia kissed Mitsuru and one time she kissed back :>

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Good morning, gorgeous." While Mitsuru was stunned, Prussia kissed her on the cheek.

After that, her response was immediate. "Why are you in my house?!"

"Don't you remember last night, babe?" he asked with a smirk. "Too bad... best night of my life."

She glared at him. "Your innuendo will have no effect on me, since we did nothing. Now get out."

Prussia shrugged. "I stole a kiss, so I'm happy. See you later, gorgeous."

2/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"I'm better than France for you."

"I doubt it. Mr. Bonnefoy at least knows how to be gentlemanly."

Prussia raised an eyebrow. "I can be gentlemanly." He raised Mitsuru's hand and kissed it. "See?"

"...it doesn't work when you leer at me afterward."

3/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Have you ever kissed a girl?"

"I-I beg your pardon?"

Prussia smirked, crossing her arms under her new breasts. "You and a chick together. Would be hot."

"Are you volunteering?" Mitsuru demanded crossly.

"Maybe I am." She leaned in and stole a kiss. "Well? What did you think?"

Mitsuru spluttered.

4/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It was an impulsive reaction, something he did out of the sheer joy of being a man again and having his penis back.

Because of that, it was also one of the better kisses Prussia had had in his life.

5/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Prussia smirked and pointed above them.

"Mistletoe," Mitsuru noted, turning only slightly red. "I would prefer to forego the tradition."

"Too bad, gorgeous. It's the community, we have to kiss." His smirk widened. "But I have to say, this is one virus I don't mind at all."

And with that, he caught her lips in a searingly hot kiss.

6/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Beilschmidt." Mitsuru narrowed her eyes at him. "I have come to the conclusion that our unresolved sexual tension is distracting and has a negative impact on my school performance. Stop being sexy."

"Never," Prussia replied with a smirk. "Why don't you resolve it?"

"Perhaps I will."

"I'm waiting."

Mitsuru grumbled some more, then leaned in and kissed him briefly. "There. Now that I've removed the temptation, things should be back to nor- stop, stop, don't kiss me aga- mmph!"

[oceanicbutterfly]

FIVE PEOPLE KAREN SEDUCED and the one who got away.

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Go out with me," Karen said one day.

Haruhi blinked. "Okay."

"On a date."

"I know."

"On a romantic-type date."

"Sure."

"Where we'll be a romantic couple."

"Of course."

"And then we'll have sex afterward."

"Whatever you want."

Inwardly, Karen cheered. Outwardly, she asked, "My place or yours?"

2/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kaito was easy. She showed up as Cure Aqua at a heist and offered to let Kaitou Kid take her hair down. He was putty in her hands after that.

3/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"We should really sleep together, since we're dating," Karen commented casually.

Minako turned a bright shade of red. "Um... well... I guess, since you only date once..."

Karen reminded herself that rolling her eyes at Minako mangling another expression was not a good way to get her into bed.

4/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Thank you ever so much for rescuing me!" Reverie cheered. "I had no idea that I was in danger there. However may I repay you?"

Karen pretended to think for a moment. "Well..."

5/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Kaito," Aoko complained, settling down on a sofa, "is an idiot."

Karen nodded. "That he is. Would you like to make him jealous so that he'll realize what an idiot he's being?"

"Yes... what do you want to do?"

"Make out," Karen explained.

Aoko agreed with her lips.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Five sweet sibling moments Issei and Kasumi have had, and one that Nabiki interrupted.

(frozen comment) 1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"More tea, dear?"

"Certainly."

Repeat over and over again. In the midst of pandas breaking through walls, people changing gender, and many, many martial arts fights, one thing remained sacred: the pouring of tea for one's guest. Nothing disturbed it. Nothing dared disturb it.

[keytoanagram.livejournal.com]

Five times Issei flailed and the one time he made someone flail.

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

There was a man kissing him and grinding into his groin. There was an uninvited man blatantly coming on to him and practically having sex witih him then and there.

Screw his arms being pinned behind his back. No power on earth could stop the force of Issei's flailing then, least of all a mere mortal man.

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

5 Ways Capt. Antonio Convinced Someone to Join His Crew

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Your food." Jorgen sniffed distastefully. "Your food is awful here."

Antonio blinked. "I'm sorry, but did you just walk onto the ship to complain about the food here? And my cooking is fine."

"There is more to life than tomatoes! You need a cook that can create new dishes! Manly dishes for a manly crew! A cook like... like me!"

"...Okay, sure!"

[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

The five times Bass annoyed Issei and one time he didn't. /unimaginative prompt is unimaginative

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Kaitou Kid's not as great as you think he is," Bass stated matter-of-factly.

Issei gasped, putting on an affronted look. "Lies and slander! He is every bit the skilled magician I believe him to be, and more! Why, just last heist he threw the police off his tracks magnificently; it was a sight to behold as he..."

And thus began an hour-long rant that Bass regretted ever starting in the first place.

[kicktothestars.livejournal.com]

Issei makes a hot chick.

/has no prompts. just wanted to say.

[ryudoji.livejournal.com]

Issei would like to protest that.