5 + 1 meme redux. Stolen from Kat.

[unknownrival]

Comment with a 5 + 1 list and I'll write a little drabble about it! Include the name of the characters, the ship (if applicable), and a general rating to go along with it.

Example: Five times Issei wanted something he couldn't have and one time he got what he never knew he wanted.

Characters: Issei, Naesala

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[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

The five times Bass annoyed Issei and one time he didn't. /unimaginative prompt is unimaginative

1/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Kaitou Kid's not as great as you think he is," Bass stated matter-of-factly.

Issei gasped, putting on an affronted look. "Lies and slander! He is every bit the skilled magician I believe him to be, and more! Why, just last heist he threw the police off his tracks magnificently; it was a sight to behold as he..."

And thus began an hour-long rant that Bass regretted ever starting in the first place.

2/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"You and Kuroba," Issei pronounced with all the intent of someone about to make a serious announcement, "are bros."

"What the hell are you on?!"

3/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"I don't like people."

"Friends are the most important things in the whole world! Just yesterday-"

Again with the hour-long rants?

4/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei smiled, and remarked lazily to Bass, "I'm glad that we're friends. I feel like we could grow closer soon, as well."

Bass scoffed. "Not a chance, and who the hell said we were friends?"

5/(5+1)

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Your dog is adorable."

"Treble is not adorable, he's powerful. Get it right!"

[stripping.livejournal.com]

"Can I have a hug?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"I said no!"

"I'm not going to stop asking until you say yes."

"...fine."

He had been joking, Issei thought to himself, but robot hugs weren't something to be turned down, were they?