[Voice - f-forward dated to tommorrow I guess I can't delete this woops]

[unknownrival]

[Hello, Issei's voice is not usually that high.]

I'm a woman again.

There are no words. No. Words.

Dear? I'm, I'm truly sorry about this, it was never my intention to... ugh, I must horrify you. I feel disgusting.

((Issei's a woman and married. To Otacon. Well, that's one way to build CR.))

Comments

[voice]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

N-no. Nevermind! Forget that.

[voice]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Dearest? You know I hate it when you hide things from me and take them all upon yourself.

[voice]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

N-not important! Not important at all!

[voice]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do I have to come over there? I will.

[voice]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

D-don't...

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Wherever you to live, Issei has now located you. She folds her arms across her chest.]

What's on your mind?

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

[jfkad;fj nuuuuu cute girl fjk;ad flail]

I-it's really nothing...

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It isn't nothing or you wouldn't be reacting like this. [She takes several steps closer, just into 'we-are-married-we-can-stand-this-close' range.] I'm only trying to help.

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

I-it's just... Uh... Th-the way you were saying something... [He doesn't take a step back, at least.]

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

What about it?

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

I-it just sounded... Dirty.

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...it did?

Re: [action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

Well... K-kinda.

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I-I didn't mean it to come off that way! I assure you that such things are as far from my mind as possible at the moment! Not, not that you aren't a very lovely woman, and if that kind of thing was what you wanted to think about I suppose I could accommodate you without much trouble, but. That would be completely at your discretion and I would never suggest anything of the matter myself in this situation!

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah... Slow down a bit, Issei... A-actually, c-c'mere. [He holds his arms out for a hug]

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

A-all right... [Hugs are very nice. Even if this one is much... softer than he/she's used to.]

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

B-better...? [He feels weird hugging a girl but he'll deal. For now.]

Re: [action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Much better. [Soft, somewhat squishy hug.]

Re: [action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

[YAY BOOBSQUISH!]

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[...k-kiss?]

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

[Otacon flails slightly but... It's kinda nice. Slight kiss back. kjfa;kjdkf He's kissing a secondary in an h-game. What're the odds?]

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Pretty high, considering you're married and all.]

I-it's... still nice, even in these awkward circumstances.

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

[(S)he's shocked enough that you didn't die at the alter, let alone dump him by now, Issei]

Y-yeah. You're kinda cute for a girl.

[action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I, I admit, you aren't... You're also. Kind of. Appealing. For a woman.

[action]

[thereal-wmd.livejournal.com]

You think?!