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Why do I now have a goldfish? What happened last night?

That's the problem. I'd like to have remembered this.

Oh don't worry, I'm sure you could ask one of the other people that now know. Maybe your memories will come flying back.

But... I prefer my first kiss with a person to have more meaning than 'we were drunk'. This isn't how I wanted it to go at all...

Yeah, well. Start planning the second one and we'll see how that works out.

All right...

I suppose I should look through my phone now?

Probably. Just a warning, I learned a lot about myself that I didn't really want to know doing that.

So far I've learned that Kaito owes me a flower and that I need to punch someone in the face.

And I've learned that I made out with you, Adachi, possibly fucked Wesker, and think my boyfriend's a Nazi. I think I win.

Isn't sleeping with Wesker a good thing, for you?

If I could remember it, sure.

Good point.

Also there's the minor HOLY SHIT I KIND OF CHEATED ON MY SOCIOPATH WHOOPSIE DAISY

I can see where that might be difficult.

Just a teeny-tiny one.

Good luck?

Thanks. I think I might need a bomb shelter more than luck but. Oh well.

I don't have one of those handy. Unfortunately.