unknownrival: (Disconcerted.  Th-that's not normal.)
Ryudo Issei ([personal profile] unknownrival) wrote2010-11-25 09:27 am

Sorry for spamming, [Failed!Private]

I made out with a woman.

I made out with a woman of my own free will.

Even if it is someone I respect and care about deeply, that's still...
material_guy: (Bwa HA)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! In that case, now that you like both girls and guys, why don't we try and get you into appreciating more on the girl side so you can expand your horizons! You said you know the detective chick, right? Short kid, blue hair, cap? She can pass for a guy, but she's still cute! And she's secretly pretty stacked!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Naoto is a fine woman who I respect deeply and am not going to make out with.
material_guy: (Oh. Kay.)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
'cause she's engaged and you think that'd hurt some people. But if we can get the okays all around, we're golden, right?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Naoto and Kanji are not going to have a threesome with me, Greed.
material_guy: (Right! That!)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! You're already on a first name basis with him! I don't know jack on the guy, so tell me about the guy we'll be workin' over here!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It will never, ever, ever, ever work, so I'm not giving you any ideas.
material_guy: (Bwa HA)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if the chick with the glasses is out, we can still do that porno idea! And you two got hair colors we don't have over here, so, I can sell it off as some kinda mystic future race porn of hot, horny people who have video magic. It'll be a hit. I'll give you a cut, you'll make a fortune! Do it for the temple!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Your ideas are always terrible and I'm not that desperate for funds.
material_guy: (Smug luxury)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, c'mon. Do it for your god!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Buddhist! I don't have a god.
material_guy: (Abuh)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer religion doesn't have a god? How's that work? What's the temple set up to?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Teachings. A way of life. Beliefs.
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds more like a school than a religion to me.
material_guy: (Brilliant!)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-11-26 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So since it's a religion about teaching, think of it like a porno-style school fund raiser. Do it for your principal! ... Or, wait, it's still a religion, so... for yer principles!

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not doing anything for my principles that involves that.