[Accidental Post, text, strikes visible]

[unknownrival]

Dear Shirou,

I want to express my feelings more clearly than I can in person. It's not that I'm particularly inept at saying what I want to say: rather, when I see you, I am overcome by feelings of Rewrite this part. embarrassment. Embarrassment's a good word. Not I-want-to-jump-you-now. Embarrassment.

We've known each other for several years now and been best friends for almost as long. I've spent many a time with you in the student council room aimlessly chatting about nothing. And all the while, my face would be about as red as a streetlight, you absolute idiot why didn't you notice?! Rewrite this. I miss those times. Fine, that works.

What I mean to say is that my feelings for you lie somewhat deeper than friendship. I know that they are only returned as such, but I still needed to express what you couldn't figure out through three and a half years of hinting. Rewrite this.

I felt the truth had to be known. I hope this does not lower your esteem for me in any way.

Love,
Issei
...rewrite that, too.

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[Suddenly, Audio!]

[material_guy]

You sure about that?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

R-r-relatively sure.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

Relatively, eh? No "Absolutely not!"?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The idea has some bizarre, twisted merit.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

That's the spirit! If a love letter that's not hoping for any kinda reply can have merit, anything can!

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I'd do it.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

It's a good idea but you won't do it? Don't that make you a bad person?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No it does not!

[Audio]

[material_guy]

No, no, 'm sure it does! [Issei is treated to snickering noises and then a deep voiced admonishment.] You're a bad, bad boy.

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Have some spluttering noises.] S-stop it...

[Audio] 1/2

[material_guy]

Iyaaaaaa, I think yer gonna have to be punish---shhhhhhtttt.... pun..i...

[Audio] 2/2

[material_guy]

sh...punish.....shtttttt.....pffftt... GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

Write me a hate letter, why don'tcha.

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Dear Greed,

I want you to know that I despise you utterly for every torment you inflict upon me. I can't stand your abuse, and I won't be made fun of any longer.

Sincerely,
Issei

[Audio]

[material_guy]

[Greed proceeds to recite it back at him, in a very warm, sultry, affectionate tone.]

Dear Greed,

I want you to know that I despise you utterly for every torment you inflict upon me. I can't stand your abuse, and I won't be made fun of any longer.

Sincerely,
Issei


...It'll be like that.

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why are you doing this?

[Audio]

[material_guy]

Same reason you're writing a pointless love letter. It's fun!

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That wasn't fun.