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[Voice] [Forward-dated to tomorrow morning]

[All that's in this voice clip is Issei screaming in pain for a few seconds.]

[For the moment, it shows a fairly average looking teenage girl. Attractive, blue-tinted..floating.]

Do you really think you can say "no" to me?

[Now imagine the scariest monster. Werewolf? Undead zombie? A mass of eldritch tentacles? Lizard? Bat? A mix of everything? That fairly harmless teenage girl now is that monster, including snarl. Oops.]

No one says no to the Vampire Queen!

Gaah!

[Issei falls backwards and scoots on his behind as far away from his computer as fast as he can.]

[There's a slow cackle as the monster transforms back into the teenager.]

Oh man, that never gets old!

Don't do that again!

[Not that he has learned his lesson.]

[It's okay, she's always up for scaring the living daylights out of people. She loves a good laugh.]

Oh, what, did I scare you? I'm so sorry.

I sense sarcasm in that.

Oh, really?

[Hi, Issei. Miss the monster?]

What ever gave you that idea? I could just rip you to pieces and feed them to my pet. How about that?

[Quivering in terror and hiding his face.]

[Then said pet comes onto the screen: the tiniest white poodle that anyone's ever seen. It starts barking.]

Schawbl, puppy, Mommy is busy. Go play with your bones or something.

[The dog, does not move, so Marceline changes back and picks it up.] Fine, fine. You can say "hi".

[...uncovers one eye.]

Hi.

[The poodle licks the screen.]

He says hi.

I could tell.

Yeah. Told you that we're cool.

That's relieving.

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