[Voice]

[unknownrival]

So, I was told to say this, and normally I wouldn't, but it looks like I've been virused and can't help it. They didn't say anything about mentioning the circumstances beforehand, though.

Ahem.

My name is Ryudo Issei, and Tohsaka Rin had better class grades than me.

Comments

[Video]

[material_guy]

It's hard having hot friends, isn't it?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Not really. I'm not attracted to most women even if they're hot.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Most, but you are attracted to some, eh?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Of course.

You can stop asking me questions any time.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[Fortunately for Issei, he has no idea that there's a virus MAKING him answer them.]

Questions're a good way to get to know someone.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

They're also a good way of making me ticked off when I can't refuse to answer because of an aggravating virus.

[Woops.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

...Eh?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I. Am. Virused.

[Video]

[material_guy]

There's a virus like that? Where you gotta answer any question?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Yes.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Heeee....

[Video]

[unknownrival]

You be quiet.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Hey. Monk.


What're the top three questions you do not want me askin' you right now?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Anything to do with sex, anything to do with penises, anything to do with Kaitou Kid.

...damn it.

[Video]

[material_guy]

So just embarrassing topics... Nothin' real specific yer afraid of me askin' about?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I have secrets I've promised to keep that I would really rather die than tell to anyone.

[Video]

[material_guy]

About penises, sex, 'n Kaitou Kid?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Just the last one.

[Video]

[material_guy]

...You know who he was, huh?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei bites his tongue and glares at the camera. He is not giving any further answers to this if it kills him.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

[He's changing the topic, anyway.]

So, just don't like talking about penises, or do you got a penis-secret you're hiding, too?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I just don't like talking about them.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Any sex topics you especially don't wanna get into?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Bondage.

[A strangled groan.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Got a thing for bein' tied up and havin' yer brains fucked out? What about the whips 'n spankings 'n everything that goes along with it? Leather or rope? Hand-cuffs? Blindfolds, or's takin' off yer glasses enough?