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I think it should probably be mentioned that I'm not actually pregnant.

...Virus.

I couldn't imagine everyone would be so grateful for a permanent houseguest.

Who helps with far more chores than he creates, is always polite and friendly, and has a good reason to be here.

It's only fair I should repay everyone's hospitality in the few ways that I can.

You have an acute sense of fairness that not many have developed.