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Today is the first day of my labors, I suppose. I should decide quickly what I'm going to need to learn for this.

Most of them involve sneaking around, breaking in, and taking things, aside from one that involves entering a... digital world and finding someone, and one that involves defeating someone at poker.

I should get the easy one out of the way first, even if I know that person specifically and would rather not. I'll need to get a worldhop to Inaba, then.

Besides that, I'll have to learn all the tools of the skullduggery trade. Kuzuki would have been an excellent teacher, it's a shame that I can't...

I wonder if I'm allowed to get help for this. Although I don't know anyone who'd help steal things without knowing the reasons, which I can't give.

((First one up is defacing the Amagi Inn~ Also, to anyone involved in the tasks: instead of RLs, which would probably be repetitive 'sneak sneak sneak oh god I'm screwed', do you want to assume he succeeds/succeeds but gets caught/fails hilariously as appropriate?))

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...you're right, I suppose it is.

I could put in a good word or nine for you with the local yakuza?

...alternatively, you can help me improve my Japanese. There's only so much I can do by myself, should be much easier with a native speaker.

Oh, I'm sure I can do that! I've tutored people in languages before.

Good, that means we have a deal.
When would you like me to contact Artemis, or do you want to do that yourself?

Any time is fine. I suppose I should actually tell you what I need stolen, then.

Yes, that would be helpful.

Let's see...

1. Steal Vanessa's collar.
2. Steal Klaud’s whip.
6. Steal Dark Nation from Rufus.
7. Sneak into his palace and steal Joyeurse and Swordbreaker from Larsa.
8. Steal the Grave of Maria from Cross.
9. Steal Rusty’s gadgets.
10. Steal Cuddy’s underwear.
11. Steal Chuck Bass’ scarf.
12. Steal Cori’s cat. (Note: I know where he lives, I wouldn't wish this one on anyone else no matter how much they were paid.)
14. Steal Rider’s motorcycle.

Well.
...I have no idea how one would steal a grave, unless it's an urn. Neither do I know what Dark Nation is.
...Larsa's things. By the sound of it I'd guess they are weapons, but do you know for certain?

But I think we can at least say we have the whip, the mororcycle and the gadgets of whatever sort covered, if you don't want him to get the cat.
I rather think it would be below him to steal people's underwear or scarves, so you'll have to either do that yourself or find somebody else who would.

Thankfully, I'm allowed to know what they look like.

Dark Nation is the name of his panther. The Grave is - let me find a picture, thank goodness for Google Image, the tall woman with the plant on her face (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/dgrayman/images/1/15/Cross_Marian_-_Grave_of_Maria.jpg). I don't know if it's alive or intelligent or what. I'm fairly certain both of Larsa's are weapons.

All right, I can probably do the clothing items. I was thinking I could get the motorcycle myself, too - the owner is a friend of mine, and would probably let me off easier if she catches me than if she caught someone else.

Aaah. More animals, huh.

...I imagine it must be rather difficult to steal. And he'd most definitely notice it gone, too. ...well. I'll see what I can do with my contacts, but I can't guarantee anything.

Alright, it's probably better if you take care of the motorcycle then.

That leaves the whip, the gadgets and I'm thinking the weapons as well? For Artemis. Possibly the Grave and the panther, but we'll have to see about that.

It would be hard to miss, wouldn't it... I hope that job doesn't go to me. I doubt I could steal anything taller than myself.

That sounds like it could work out well. Thank you for all of this.

Yes, very. I'll gather some more information on it first though, we'll see how that works out.

You're welcome. Think you can tell me what this was all about once it's done?

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Once it's all over, I'll be able to tell everyone. You'll be one of the first ones to know.

Alright then.
I'll get to work and keep you posted.

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