[Locked from F/SN cast and anyone involved in the labors.]

[unknownrival]

One task complete, fourteen left. Amagi probably hates me now, and I don't blame her. Defacing public property? I report people who deface public property to the teachers or police, I'm not one of those people.

Next should be breaking into Haibara's lab, I suppose. If I don't take or destroy anything there, I'm sure getting caught would have a lighter punishment than some of the other tasks would merit.

It's not like I'll be staying there long enough to get into much trouble.

((Issei's next post: complaining about bullet wounds, y/n?))

Comments

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Elaborate, if you would.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Have you been told about viruses? They happen randomly, and affect a large group of community members in a particular way. I was unlucky enough to be hit by the genderswap one.

-This isn't the result of a virus, by the way, but I still have a good reason.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

I was briefly told of a virus involving dinosaurs. I assumed both persons involved were doing illegal drugs at the time and hardly took it seriously. But after speaking with Pavel, I'm very intrigued.


There is no reason to commit crime. What did you do to the inn?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I was glad not to be affected by that one. I value my life.

Threw toilet paper at it, mainly. I'm told it's a classic.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Do you know anything of it?


...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

People were transported in groups to a jungle with living dinosaurs, and had to escape with their lives.

Was I misinformed?

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

[[He's busy writing all this down and comparing notes. For like fifteen minutes. :C]]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Strange.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

What is strange?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

People just usually don't disappear in the middle of conversations with me.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

I was referring back to my notepad.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's another thing people don't do when they talk to me.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Then they come unprepared.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is it really necessary?

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why?

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

The notepad is an officer's greatest weapon.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do you use weapons on everyone you meet? I thought that was illegal.

Nicholarse now thinks he's one of the stupidest people in the community :'D

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Come now. The notepad is a nonviolent weapon. Think of it as a tool, if you must.

Not familiar with sarcasm, is he?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You could have said that in the first place. You wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

Pfft all criminals are stupid to him. :|

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

I'm not a criminal, I'm a - well okay I guess I am now.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

There are so many impressionable young minds out there, you know.

Oh, Eris. What have you done?

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

Corrupted the best and brightest of our generation, sniff.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You... look like you're taking me seriously.

Tsk tsk.

[angledtwat777.livejournal.com]

It's hard to take you seriously when you tossed toilet paper at an inn, fled the scene of the crime, and then claimed you had a "good reason" to do any of it in the first place.