unknownrival | [Post-maid cafe.]

For the record: I am not currently employed at a maid cafe. Any belief I had that I was employed at one came from the virus. I have no desire whatsoever to work there.

I also violently despise Koizumi Akako, who brainwashed me again. And I am exceedingly grateful for the Valentine's Day virus.

[Locked away from anyone the labors are directed at.]
Nine labors completed, six left. More than half, at last.

Hopefully the replacement motorcycle will somewhat abate Rider's wrath, but I don't want to take chances. And since I'm not very good at this whole 'stealing' thing, honestly... I guess it's the 'look for Kite in the digital world' task next. Does anyone know who that is?
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((Rider's motorcycle has been stolen, and Akako has been kissed.

Remaining tasks, for the curious!

1. Go into the digital world and find Kite.
2. Steal Dark Nation from Rufus. (Issei's planning to do this during the wedding, when he hopefully won't be home.)
3. Sneak into his palace and steal Joyeurse and Swordbreaker from Larsa.
4. Defeat Allen in poker.
5. Steal Chuck Bass’ scarf.
6. Steal Cori’s cat and survive the hellhole he lives in.))

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[The refusing part. Everyone always eats what she gives them.]

[And they're just enjoying each others company. How nice and relaxing. :D]

[Must be a martial artist thing.]

[Indeed, it's very calming~ You could almost forget that a panda just crashed through the doorway.]

[When the table's a battle field, you take what you can get!]

[Happens all the time. And he hasn't even seen anyone change yet. Or the squabbling and hammering people through the roof and into space.]

[The silence goes one for a little while longer, and then it's almost time for her sisters and Ranma to be home. Time to start dinner! And the dishes from Issei's lunch. So she stands and starts stacking them onto the tray.]

[All of that?! ...There's a reason he's not from a comedy anime, it'd freak him out.]

Ah, may I help you do the dishes?

[Things appearing out of thin air, like the kettle? Totally normal. Wait til the giant hammers as big as a tree start coming out. Poor boy can't get a break, can he?]

[Kasumi's slightly surprised at this; shows in the slight widening of her eyes. But she smiles softly and says,] You are a guest, Issei-kun. It's quite all right.

[Yeah, if you start pulling giant hammers out, he'll just go run and hide.]

[Issei looks a bit surprised at her being surprised. Don't people usually offer to help with the dishes?] If you say so.

[Kasumi doesn't. Everyone else does. She sticks with kettles and food.]

[Not really, no, unless she asks them first.] Please make yourself comfortable. You may use the television, if you like? [It's sitting in the corner, away from the door to the hall.]

[That's somewhat less scary.]

Thank you. I'll make myself at home. [Hmm, wonder what the news is like on another world... He walks over and turns it on.]

[She can do a wicked nice!how-can-you-disobey!smile though. Guilt trips, too.]

Please do! [Leaves him to it and resets herself to the kitchen.]

[Nothing much. Just the local weather, which seems to be nice, for the season.]

[That's almost as frightening as the giant hammers.]

[It's comfortingly familiar! And Issei's the kind of person who can enjoy watching the weather channel.]

[Except Nabiki, that is. So, if you like, she can come in? Because I play her too~]

[Almost. But you it won't hurt you like they will.]

[Kasumi's humming in the kitchen, glad that her guest is comfortable.]

((No, I think this is a good stopping point. I'm out of stuff to say.))

[Post-maid cafe.]

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