OOC - meme stolen from everyone ever.

[unknownrival]

Comment with a 5 + 1 list and I'll write a drabble about it! Include the name of the characters, the ship (if applicable), and a general rating to go along with it.

Example: 5 times so-and-so called Issei cute, and one time he called them cute.

Characters: ...uh, just Issei/ewwgirls.

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Issei was still spluttering at the screen when Shirou dropped by. "Do I want to know what's going on?" he asked.

"U-um, well, probably not. It's fine if you don't hear about it, really..." Issei answered weakly.

Shirou raised an eyebrow and took a look at the screen. Finding that most of its contents were voice clips (with some bizarrely scantily-clad icons accompanying them), he took a seat and started to listen to them.

By the time he had reached the end of Issei's thread with Kanji, Issei was covering his bright red face with his hands. "H-he's kidnapped! That's why I kept talking to him, I wanted to help, not to be... do... whatever he's suggesting!"

"He's hitting on you," Shirou told him matter-of-factly. Ignoring Issei's grumbles that it must be obvious if he was saying it, he continued, "Didn't that other girl you were telling me about flirt with you too?"

Issei sighed. "Amagi, and... yes, I suppose she did. In similar circumstances. Unfortunately."

"What does it say about you that the only people who are interested in you are kidnapped and brainwashed?" Shirou wondered aloud.

"Th-that isn't true! There's Haruto, who's... so mistreated by his friends that it's a wonder that he has any standards for a boyfriend... E-even so, that's just cruel to say."