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[For a few seconds, Issei just sits in front of the camera, wearing his normal clothes and with his normal eye color. He waves, and then shuts the camera off.]
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Thank you very much for the rescue. Everyone, I'm all right now, and the rest of the affected people are going to be fine. I know, because I'm going to help save them. (I won't budge on this, so don't try to dissuade me.)

As for what I said and did... well, call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer regular therapy to the supernatural kind. So if you want to ask, I'll do my best to answer. ...That person is me, technically, but more than a little seems to have been lost in translation.

[Failed private, easily hackable]
I looked like a tramp. Forget looking like one, I acted like one! And I - with - if I didn't have people to rescue I'd spend the rest of the day in purifying myself! No, I'd spend the entire week doing it, just to be certain I was rid of the unclean influences!

Am I supposed to return Nakamori's undergarments to her now...? I don't have any use for them myself. But I've never been in such a situation before! I don't know how to deal with this!

((Okay! I don't know how other people are handling this, but I'm going to say that all posts made on the 15th (including Haruto's last one) are before Issei's rescue, and all posts made after that are after the rescue. It's easier for me to keep track of, and I'd be remiss in not letting his boyfriend have a good panic post. Also, holy crap guys, did you see how many comments were on there? I love all of you for making Shadow!Issei so fun to play~))

Comments

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm happy often enough. You're just not inspiring it at all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's very tragic.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Tragic is it? Why don't you, one who claims to have accepted his True Self, tell me just why that is?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic. I don't really know you well enough to care whether I make you happy.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so the fool has a mouth on him does he? I'm sure you could find more pleasant uses for that mouth~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Anyone ever tell you you're as fast a tagger as Iddy? ^^

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do~ It's not quite that hard to figure out, is it?

I think this is the first time it's been mentioned, actually.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, it is.

Yay~! I get to be first!

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Shall I find you a diagram then?

Feel special~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Would I be traumatized by saying yes?

I do, I do! ^_^

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Are you easily traumatized by classical artwork?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Half of all the classical artwork is of naked people.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

I'm taking that as a no then~

Perhaps this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%2820%29.jpg) is a decent enough depiction?

[Um... needless to say, NSFW]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

GET THAT OFF MY JOURNAL.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

[Laughing his head off now] But Isse~i. I can't since you've responded! And really, it is the most tasteful I could find, you should be happy I didn't chose something like this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/KamaSutra08.jpg) after all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You can still delete the comment! And at least stop posting such things, I mean it!

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

[Chuckles] I'm done, I'm done. There's only so long your flailing can amuse me. Though it certainly was most amusing.

But yes, that is what I suggest~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll be taking you up on that suggestion. At the very least, not with you.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Mm, pity. I'd make it so worth your while.

As would Saguru, I would assume.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Whatever certain Shadows may do, I save my intimacy for those I'm actually romantically interested in. You and he don't qualify.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor dear! You needlessly limit yourself! And just so you're aware, it isn't just Shadows who would agree with me~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I have traditional values. What you do is none of my concern, but I don't plan on changing what I do because of you.

[ravagers-rose.livejournal.com]

The most I can hope is that you'll at least be open to new experiences. Because really, enforcing limits is just... just sad. So very sad.

[Yes, he's genuinely sad for you Issei.]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

New experiences are fine, but I'm not going to compromise what I believe in for them. That's even worse.

[Weirdo.]