[Video post - memory lane virus.]

[unknownrival]

Two people are in the student council room of Issei's school. One of them, a redheaded teenager with brown eyes who some might recognize as Emiya Shirou, is standing up, looking determined. The other one, a seventeen-year-old Issei, is still sitting down, looking annoyed.

Shirou takes a deep breath. "Issei. Don't ask questions and just take your top off."

Issei turns bright red and nearly falls off of his chair with his flailing, before getting to his feet. "W-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

"I told you to take your uniform off. Take your shirt off as well," Shirou says calmly. "It’s not any good unless you’re naked.”

Issei is still blushing and spluttering. "-W-w-w-w-w-what are you asking for?! Are you insane?! Is it a new way to question me?! No, do I have to do this now?!"

"Yup, this is urgent. Just take off your top. It'll be too late once school ends!" Shirou knocks Issei over, urgently trying to pull off his clothes.

Issei struggles with him, to no avail. "Whoa-! Stop it, you fool! Are you really from a family of warriors?!"

This continues for a little while, with Shirou overpowering Issei. Once Shirou has him down to his pants, and is clearly going for that next, the video cuts out.

Comments

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Nothing happened! He just... took all of my clothes off for a stupid reason!

[president-omg.livejournal.com]

W-why?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He wanted to know if I was a Master in his stupid, idiotic Holy Grail War, so he was searching for a mark on my body that would have meant that.

[morethanabot.livejournal.com]

...What.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Shirou is an idiot.

[morethanabot.livejournal.com]

I figured as much, are you okay?

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Do I want to ask?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're a man of my generation. This is weird, right? Shirou still insists that there isn't anything weird about asking another man to strip, and it's my word against his right now, and I hate questioning myself!

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

I don't know what his reasons were, but this is definitely not normal. Isn't he aware it looks like he's trying to rape you?

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Dude, what the hell was that?!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That would be my best friend, who to this day has no understanding of the connotations of his actions.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

Man, I'll say. That really didn't look good from an outside perspective.

... So, uh, if he wasn't doing what I thought he was doing, then what was he doing?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Flirting.

He was doing it wrong.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's heterosexual. So much so that the concept of anything strange with his actions is foreign to him.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

That's not a excuse, he's still doing it wrong.

[poison_puppet]

I think I have the number for a rape hotline around here somewhere....

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He did not rape me!

[poison_puppet]

Um, then perhaps an abuse hotline?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

So this is what you meant...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is that incident I was talking about.

Why, why are you smiling so much?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I'm smiling because it's terribly funny, Issei.

[pandorabox]

. . .

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Nothing happened.

[pandorabox]

Are you sure?