[Video post - memory lane virus.]

[unknownrival]

Two people are in the student council room of Issei's school. One of them, a redheaded teenager with brown eyes who some might recognize as Emiya Shirou, is standing up, looking determined. The other one, a seventeen-year-old Issei, is still sitting down, looking annoyed.

Shirou takes a deep breath. "Issei. Don't ask questions and just take your top off."

Issei turns bright red and nearly falls off of his chair with his flailing, before getting to his feet. "W-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

"I told you to take your uniform off. Take your shirt off as well," Shirou says calmly. "It’s not any good unless you’re naked.”

Issei is still blushing and spluttering. "-W-w-w-w-w-what are you asking for?! Are you insane?! Is it a new way to question me?! No, do I have to do this now?!"

"Yup, this is urgent. Just take off your top. It'll be too late once school ends!" Shirou knocks Issei over, urgently trying to pull off his clothes.

Issei struggles with him, to no avail. "Whoa-! Stop it, you fool! Are you really from a family of warriors?!"

This continues for a little while, with Shirou overpowering Issei. Once Shirou has him down to his pants, and is clearly going for that next, the video cuts out.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He thought I might be a Master in the Holy Grail War he was involved in. It's all very complicated and stupid.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

So I guess that means you don't really wanna explain it, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Blah blah blah, ancient heroes, blah blah blah, defeat all of the others, blah blah blah, earn a wish, blah.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

Your life's really never boring, huh?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have anything to do with me, apart from random intersections like this.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but still. Having something like that go on right around you...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm merely lucky that I was not harmed in the crossfire.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

I guess there's always that, especially if your friends are caught up in it all.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I hate how my friends always seem to get hurt.

[stfu-yukatan.livejournal.com]

Yeah... that's gotta suck to watch.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It does. It does.