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At the moment, the blanket on Issei's hotel bed was missing.

Said blanket was wrapped around Issei in an effort to ignore the fact that he... she had a wildly different figure now. If she didn't see it, it didn't exist.

This was not working very well.

"Ha... and I thought my life couldn't get any more bizarre."

Sighing, Issei buried her head in her hands and waited for Archer to arrive.

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Archer dropped his hand with a smile. He replied, "That wasn't meant to be one, but you are a lot of fun, but then you're fun anyway."

"...pah, flattering me after saying things like that..." She shook her head and moved to rummage around in the shopping bag, quick to change the subject.

"...you got me a dress," she said incredulously. "You bought me a dress?"

"Well, I was figuring I could take you someplace nice to eat," Archer said with a smile, "I mean, it wouldn't be fair to keep you cooped up like this, and no one is going to think you're you Issei-chan."

"...That's nice of you. Actually, I..." She paused before running a hand through her hair nervously. "I haven't been to most of the nicer places, since I can't afford them."

She looked back at Archer with a small smile. "I wouldn't mind."

((Not-a-date, they're going on a not-a-date~))

He smiled at her and said, "Then allow me. I have enough money to treat us both. If you'll wear the dress."

((It's CUTE goddamn it.))

"I suppose I'll have to make that sacrifice, then. It'll be worth it."

((Hey, do you have AIM or MSN?))

"I think it will be," Archer replied with a smile and a chuckle.

"Hmm, but that still gives us..." He glanced over towards the clock. "Well, I suppose it depends on when you want to eat.

((AIM is Ryudoji Temple, MSN is nealuchi@live.com. I'm not on AIM right now, though. Also, I don't know what time it is over there~))

"There's a bar that stays open pretty late in Shinto . . ." Archer said with a grin.

She raised an eyebrow. "...I suppose that would be a new experience for me."

"Damn, but Emiya Shirou works there sometimes . . . However, there are a few places that stay open late," Archer offered.

"And Emiya would probably ask questions about why you were having dinner with a girl who wasn't Tohsaka."

Not to mention questions about why Archer was alive, but Issei didn't know that.

"Anywhere you want to go is fine, Archer," she replied.

"He probably wouldn't, hell, he'd probably be relieved," Archer grumbled.

Then he said, "Come on, lets go find someplace."

"What was that?" she asked. "And I thought you wanted me to change into that dress first."

"I do, but Emiya Shirou hates me as much as I hate him. We can't exist together," Archer explained darkly.

Issei raised an eyebrow as she picked up the dress. "I'm sorry to hear that," she said, stepping inside the bathroom again and shutting the door. "One moment, please."

"I know, and I'm sorry that it bothers you, Issei," Archer replied as he smiled as Issei walked into the bathroom.

"I wish you'd get along, but... that's probably too much to ask," she continued. "Well, this should be simple enough. It's just a dress. How hard can it be to put on?"

"Something wrong, Issei?" Archer asked as he rose from his seat.

"Nothing!" her voice answered quickly. After a brief pause she asked, "Who on earth puts buttons on the back of their clothing?"

Archer walked into the bathroom and quickly buttoned up the back of the dress. He replied, "Because women's clothing doesn't make any sense."

Issei waited a few moments to let her blush die down before turning around to look at Archer. "Ah, thank you, Archer. I guess it doesn't..."

((No idea what she's wearing~ Maybe what Shinjiko was wearing in that fanart, but in blue?))

"And they make it frustrating to take off too," Archer muttered absently as he finished the last button, "But no they don't."

((But not as . . . frilly. Perhaps more like a dark blue sundress? Or black? Probably black, knowing Archer.))

"One of the many things I will never understand about women," Issei answered. "Is that all?"

((Issei would look good in black. And will once he gets his robes, actually.))

"Yeah, I don't think you'll ever really understand women," Archer said with a tiny chuckle.

((Yep yep that's what Archer thought. And . . . okay, if we do hook up the ero dream thing, how should we do that?))

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