IC Contact Post - DDD

[unknownrival]

You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.

Voice(mail) and text only.

Comments

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

I think we should talk about this further during tea time, dear~

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do we really have to? It's embarrassing.

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

The repression is cute, really, but it hardly suits us queers.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not repressed! I just haven't done anything!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

You are so repressed, really.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How am I repressed?!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Maybe not repressed. Probably more like sheltered, now that I think about it...

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I-I'm not sheltered either! I know plenty of things!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

I should bring you some porn.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I don't want any!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Tell me what you know, then.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Out loud? U-um... Obviously I know all the basics, and there are a lot of different positions people use, and people have different kinks that they enjoy and why are you making me say this?!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

How red is your face now, on a scale of one to ten?

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Four? It would we worse if it were in person.

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

That's it; I'm totally bringing you sexy porn~ The classy stuff, of course, not any of that Penthouse trash.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I told you I don't want any!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

You're so God damn cute I can scarcely believe you exist, Jesus.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Wh-why is refusing your pornography that I don't want cute?

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

I should really go get dressed...I just got out of the shower, after all.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei splutters incoherently.]

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. You'd never survive the artwork I have around the house.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then don't show it to me!

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Thaaaaaaat's the whole reason I said your world would work out best, dear.

Re: [Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

And I'm very grateful.

[Call]

[vanessa19white.livejournal.com]

Well, I either need to put some clothes on or turn the heat up in here, so I'll drop you a post later, yes?