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[unknownrival]

[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]

Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk joined Ryudoji Temple, and the dragon god taught judo to the monks there.

Myself, I prefer karate.

[Finally a picture appears. It's the hallway of Issei's school. Issei is standing calmly over another male teenager, who is lying on the ground groaning in pain.]

And that's why you're on the floor right now. Hm, that festival is coming up, isn't it? I should be preparing...

((Before anyone gets on my case, him being skilled at karate is obscure, just-translated for me canon. Sob.))

Comments

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's better than what I could probably do. I'm... Below a normal adult, so I'm sure you could still do some damage to me. Okay, so maybe you can't beat up Wesker or Krauser, but you shouldn't ever have to.

And I wasn't worried. More... Concerned.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You get into skirmishes with completely overpowered men and creatures. I occasionally get into a fight with someone harassing the students. It's not the same.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want to ever hurt you, so that point is moot, and I'd probably have to rely on my pathetic magical abilities were I ever to fight Wesker. So really, it depends on how pissed off he's made me and how many friends of mine I'm defending. ...Not that I've thought about fighting Wesker a lot.

Those are synonyms. Thank you for worrying about me as my friend.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

And still come out alive and winning, don't forget. So what was the crime today?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Flipping female students' skirts, harassing them sexually, spreading false rumors... He was going after one of the female students when I happened to intercept them.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Sure it wasn't a Shinji clone?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That would have been satisfying, but no.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

For shame.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If he ever comes back to the community, I'll put him in his place. There's no need to waste your skills on him.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Heh. If that ever happens...just leave Rider and I a little something to kick around when you're done.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Isn't that unnecessarily cruel?

No, it's Matou. Never mind.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see that we're likeminded on the subject.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Remind me never to get on your bad side, Issei-kun.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I could never raise a hand to you!

[pandorabox]

I didn't know you knew karate.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've been studying it for... many years now. I just don't mention it because it makes people think I can defend myself from community members, when normally I can't.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

I know, I know! I was simply emphasizing your martial prowess. It's easy to forget that even Buddhist monks maintain a martial tradition, despite their pacifistic beliefs.

Might I inquire as to what that young man did to deserve such punishment?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He was sexually harassing the female students. As a former student council president, I cannot allow such things to go on unfettered.

[morethanabot.livejournal.com]

I...wow.

[material_guy]

Then, should I try one?

Do you know the story of Ryudo Issei? The closet sex addict of the Ryu-something-temple had a sexual appetite that couldn't be stopped. The monks there prayed for three years. At the end of that, he finally got himself a sexy, fluffy-haired little blonde thing to regularly stick his dick in--rmm, sorry, forgot yer boyfriend's name... Actually, he did it irregularly, 'cause he was a kinky fuh-reak, but, hey, that's neither here nor there. The point is it didn't make him less sexually repressed at all. So random boys still fear running into him in hallways where he's known for havin' violent outbursts 'cause of the whole sex-frustration thing...

[pandorabox]

That's because most of the people on the community are crazy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is that particularly good?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

They're also far stronger than me. I wouldn't go against most of them.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Shut up, shut up, shut up!