[Video Post]

[unknownrival]

[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]

Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk joined Ryudoji Temple, and the dragon god taught judo to the monks there.

Myself, I prefer karate.

[Finally a picture appears. It's the hallway of Issei's school. Issei is standing calmly over another male teenager, who is lying on the ground groaning in pain.]

And that's why you're on the floor right now. Hm, that festival is coming up, isn't it? I should be preparing...

((Before anyone gets on my case, him being skilled at karate is obscure, just-translated for me canon. Sob.))

Comments

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

For someone who worries every time I get into a skirmish.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You get into skirmishes with completely overpowered men and creatures. I occasionally get into a fight with someone harassing the students. It's not the same.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

And still come out alive and winning, don't forget. So what was the crime today?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Flipping female students' skirts, harassing them sexually, spreading false rumors... He was going after one of the female students when I happened to intercept them.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Sure it wasn't a Shinji clone?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That would have been satisfying, but no.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

For shame.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

If he ever comes back to the community, I'll put him in his place. There's no need to waste your skills on him.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Heh. If that ever happens...just leave Rider and I a little something to kick around when you're done.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Isn't that unnecessarily cruel?

No, it's Matou. Never mind.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see that we're likeminded on the subject.