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[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]

Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk joined Ryudoji Temple, and the dragon god taught judo to the monks there.

Myself, I prefer karate.

[Finally a picture appears. It's the hallway of Issei's school. Issei is standing calmly over another male teenager, who is lying on the ground groaning in pain.]

And that's why you're on the floor right now. Hm, that festival is coming up, isn't it? I should be preparing...

((Before anyone gets on my case, him being skilled at karate is obscure, just-translated for me canon. Sob.))

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I... Had no idea you could do shit like that. This whole time, I've been worried about you when in reality you're... A mini Stein.

I am not! I can defeat normal teenagers. Normal adults, I have more trouble with, but I can do. Magically powered or well-trained teenagers and adults? (Read: everyone else on the community?) I can only slightly delay my defeat.

B-but thank you. For worrying about me.

Hey, it's better than what I could probably do. I'm... Below a normal adult, so I'm sure you could still do some damage to me. Okay, so maybe you can't beat up Wesker or Krauser, but you shouldn't ever have to.

And I wasn't worried. More... Concerned.

I don't want to ever hurt you, so that point is moot, and I'd probably have to rely on my pathetic magical abilities were I ever to fight Wesker. So really, it depends on how pissed off he's made me and how many friends of mine I'm defending. ...Not that I've thought about fighting Wesker a lot.

Those are synonyms. Thank you for worrying about me as my friend.

Never said you would, just said you could. And do yourself a favor and don't try and fight Wesker.

They're... Alright fine, you win. You're welcome.

No, I couldn't. Unswerving loyalty, remember? I will if I have to.

There, that's better. So! Would you like to visit sometime? See a movie?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. And really, you don't have to mess with Wesker to prove your unswerving loyalty.

Mm there's nothing good playing. How about dinner again? I need to work on my cooking skills anyway.

Will if I have to. Something might come up.

You'll make me something? I'm honored. Does six work for you?

I'm telling you right now, nothing will ever come up.

Well, don't say you're honored until after the fire department doesn't show up. And six works great.

Virus. If I have to defend you from a rampaging Wesker, I will.

I'll see you here.

Please don't.

Alright, see you then!

I'm not allowed to care more about your safety than his?

I'd rather you didn't...

You're one of my closest friends. He's... okay. There is a difference in priorities here.

Just don't try anything while I'm conscious...

I'm not afraid of you, Birkin. I have nothing to fear when I'm acting in your defense.

Yeah. Sure.

...don't look so sad. I promise I won't let you get hurt.

I'm not worried about me getting hurt.

You're worried for my sake...?

Of course I am.

Birkin... That's really sweet of you. I'm honored to be worthy of your concern.

Yeah, yeah, don't let it go to your head or anything...

I know how it feels to be concerned for a loved one's safety. So I'll do my utmost to never give you cause to worry.

Thanks. But hey, you need my help, I'll be there in a flash.

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Action spam, RL, assumed?

Uuuuh considering I'm probably going to be really scarce this weekend, let's go with assumed

Kay!

<3

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YOU SAW NOTHING

EXCEPT I DID

CURSES

MWAHAHAHA