[Video Post]

[unknownrival]

[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]

Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk joined Ryudoji Temple, and the dragon god taught judo to the monks there.

Myself, I prefer karate.

[Finally a picture appears. It's the hallway of Issei's school. Issei is standing calmly over another male teenager, who is lying on the ground groaning in pain.]

And that's why you're on the floor right now. Hm, that festival is coming up, isn't it? I should be preparing...

((Before anyone gets on my case, him being skilled at karate is obscure, just-translated for me canon. Sob.))

Comments

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I wish I could do something like that, but I'm too clumsy and I wouldn't be good at all. Who was that other person in the video?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Someone who was sexually harassing female students. I put an end to that.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You really are a nice person.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm a student council president. Or a former one, at least.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Really? That makes sense! You seem like the kind of person who would be good at that.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Um, you're welcome!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How have you been faring?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

All right! My friend Ichigo-san, the one who was being stalked, she and the person she liked got together even after the picnic went wrong! The rest of us are going to throw her a surprise party and we've gotten her a new phone to replace the one a monster ate.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

A monster ate her phone?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

It's a long story.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I have time.

Sadly, subtracting a few key details, this is the truth.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Um, it's nothing really important! I think I told you that sometimes the animals here turn into monsters because there's a group of people from another planet who hate humans... um, if I didn't say that before, now I did! But Ichigo-san was talking on her phone and a monster knocked it out of her hand and swallowed it.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...your world is very interesting.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't apologize for that. You don't control your world.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I usually am.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

R-right!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How are you?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Um, normal, I guess.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's good.