[Forward-dated to whenever the musical virus ends for him.]

[unknownrival]

If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question.

Whoever or whatever was responsible for the virus - thank you for the rescue, even if it was unintentional.

Archer, thank you for the offer of rescue. I'm sure you would have done it had the virus not interrupted... By the way, I stand by what I said. You look horrible in green.

Minazuki, thank you for the concern. Same to you, Heartnet.

Bertie, wasn't it? I presume there is no actual wedding for me to attend. And please don't repeat a word of what I said to you to anyone. Please?

Kid, I enjoyed our outing.

...how long is it going to take me to raise ten thousand yen? I hope that person doesn't go away anytime soon...

EDIT: Well, it couldn't hurt...

- I _____ Issei.
- Issei is _____.
- Issei likes to ______.
- I want to _____ Issei.
- Issei can ______.
- Someday Issei will ______.
- Issei reminds me of ______.
- Without Issei, it will be _____.
- Right now, I bet Issei is thinking about _____.
- Issei makes me want to _______.
- If I could spend the day with Issei, I'd _____.
- Issei is made of _______.
- If I could be Issei for a day, I'd ______.
- Issei's alter-ego is __________.
- I want to give Issei ______.

Comments

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

... however strange the outing was, I quite enjoyed it myself.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I never specified, did I~?

Re: [Anon]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Is that so? I'm glad I'm not the only one.

By the way, please don't ever call me 'fairy-boy' again.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It seemed obvious.

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

... don't worry, I won't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I would never live that down.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

You're quite adorable when flustered~

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

Understandable.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am not!

((...fsklf. I just had a scary thought. You probably don't know who Caster is, but if she and Akako ever worked together they could probably rule the world.))

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you are! And you look cute with an apron as well.

((Bwaha, Akako would make a very scary world leader indeed! XD))

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So, the Phantom Thief I've heard about on this community? The one who had that ridiculously large heist a while back? All of that showy magic was a good fit for you.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Stop that! I do not! And even if I did that's not something I want you to say!

((We'd all be doomed~))

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

Yep... that was me. I never really thought of myself as a genie, but I suppose it was a rather appropriate fit.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Why does it upset you so much~?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Because you're... you!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Better than me as... that, at least.

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

Never quite a hang of the magic thing?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

And...?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

And I hate you! I despise you with every fiber of my being!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not even that much. I don't do magic. Or anything supernatural. I may be one of the few normal people here.

[Anon]

[pandorabox]

As far as magic is concerned, I'm strictly limited to illusions. I don't use real magic. I'm about as normal as a phantom thief can get.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

That's not a very nice thing to say to your mistress~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You are not my mistress until you come and kidnap me again.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's still much more strange than me.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's normal to be concerned about someone in a situation like that, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I know, but still. Thank you.

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Of course Archer looks horrible in green. That's because he looks best in red.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm withholding judgment on that until I see him in blue-

-hold on. Our squabbles aren't always this petty, are they?

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Unless you've forgotten already, that was a virus, and viruses alter behavior patterns.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ah. Of course.

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you didn't mean to imply that I was petty.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No more than I was implying that I was.

((I'm trying to figure out to which pairing Issei's reaction would be more amusing. I know his thoughts on Archer/Shirou fanart tend to fall under FURIOUS RAGE, for instance...))

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Then I'm glad we've come to an agreement.

((Oh man, that's a tough one...))

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

((That one Rin+Caster/Issei doujinshi: "There are people who have an even lower opinion of Tohsaka than I do. I never thought I'd be offended on her behalf."