[Forward-dated to whenever the musical virus ends for him.]

[unknownrival]

If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question.

Whoever or whatever was responsible for the virus - thank you for the rescue, even if it was unintentional.

Archer, thank you for the offer of rescue. I'm sure you would have done it had the virus not interrupted... By the way, I stand by what I said. You look horrible in green.

Minazuki, thank you for the concern. Same to you, Heartnet.

Bertie, wasn't it? I presume there is no actual wedding for me to attend. And please don't repeat a word of what I said to you to anyone. Please?

Kid, I enjoyed our outing.

...how long is it going to take me to raise ten thousand yen? I hope that person doesn't go away anytime soon...

EDIT: Well, it couldn't hurt...

- I _____ Issei.
- Issei is _____.
- Issei likes to ______.
- I want to _____ Issei.
- Issei can ______.
- Someday Issei will ______.
- Issei reminds me of ______.
- Without Issei, it will be _____.
- Right now, I bet Issei is thinking about _____.
- Issei makes me want to _______.
- If I could spend the day with Issei, I'd _____.
- Issei is made of _______.
- If I could be Issei for a day, I'd ______.
- Issei's alter-ego is __________.
- I want to give Issei ______.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm withholding judgment on that until I see him in blue-

-hold on. Our squabbles aren't always this petty, are they?

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Unless you've forgotten already, that was a virus, and viruses alter behavior patterns.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ah. Of course.

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you didn't mean to imply that I was petty.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No more than I was implying that I was.

((I'm trying to figure out to which pairing Issei's reaction would be more amusing. I know his thoughts on Archer/Shirou fanart tend to fall under FURIOUS RAGE, for instance...))

[jewelslinger.livejournal.com]

Then I'm glad we've come to an agreement.

((Oh man, that's a tough one...))

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

((That one Rin+Caster/Issei doujinshi: "There are people who have an even lower opinion of Tohsaka than I do. I never thought I'd be offended on her behalf."