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[unknownrival]

So what does one do with two Kaitou Kid plushies? I'm open to any suggestions.

[Fail!lock to Hakuba.]
Thank you, Hakuba. I really do appreciate you helping me for the duration of that virus.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Let us say, hypothetically, that I don't have any biohazardous materials in need of hiding places.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Then, hypothetically, you could use them as coke mules. Thank god it's just hypothetical!

1/3

[stripping.livejournal.com]

What's a coke mule?

2/3

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Looking it up...]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't hypothetically have any drugs either.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, damn, what are you doing with all your free time, then?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Meditating.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Oh right, you're a monk.

Shove some prayer beads in them then, I don't know.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You forgot?

I don't think they're meant to store anything.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, not forgot so much as... Forgot. We haven't talked about it in a while because of all the stuff that's been going on with me, you know?

You'd be shocked.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. Well. I am monk, hear me roar. Or contemplate my existence, whichever.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh. I like that. So, contemplated anything interesting lately?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Well, I was wondering why jars open when you turn the lid counterclockwise. Why not clockwise?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

You have much to teach us.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I should host classes.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yes you should! About coke mules, hitting on mad scientists, and jar lids.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

We'll have a full room.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Oh yes indeed!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You'll be in attendance, I hope?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Naturally. I could always use more tips on how to hit on mad scientists.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I might use you to demonstrate?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

If you insist~

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone would do as skilled a job as you.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

No, of course not. The original is always best and all that.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to flirt with any mad scientist but you.