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[unknownrival]

So what does one do with two Kaitou Kid plushies? I'm open to any suggestions.

[Fail!lock to Hakuba.]
Thank you, Hakuba. I really do appreciate you helping me for the duration of that virus.

Comments

[material_guy]

Ou! You're blunt and just come out with your feelings, don't you! But you know, scary situations are the kinda situations that people fall in love in!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am not going to get Kid or his replica to fall for me by burning a copy of him, Greed. Stop being ridiculous.

[material_guy]

No, that wouldn't scare him by itself. You hafta capture him and make him think he's in some danger, too. Then when yer only nice to him, it'll seem extra nice compared to not settin' him on fire and he'll start to think you're an okay guy, in a scary way! And that kinda confusion in the heart can be called love if you think about it too much and have to put a name to it! And then if a person thinks they're in love they'll start acting like it, and if you pretend to feel somethin' long enough, it can really happen!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I think the whole incident would lower me in his esteem, since he and I already get along.

[material_guy]

If you wanna jump a chasm between friendly and fucking, you gotta take a few steps back to get a running start!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That metaphor is completely illogical!

[material_guy]

Alright, let's try another one! You have to light his fire to get his engines started!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I would hit you if you were conveniently located.

[material_guy]

Works for me! One hit for one?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No.

[material_guy]

One for two?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not happening.

[material_guy]

You can use a blunt object, I'll go barehanded!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not happening.