[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Again. Again. Again. Again.

Again again again again again!

I hate this community!

[Guess who sounds like a girl?]

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...For one thing, I'm not a girl. For another, you can't be propositioning me. I'm not a girl.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You're female right now, and it isn't as if it's impossible for me to like men anyway.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

B-but you can't do that! Because, because while you're a very attractive woman who I like very much, I don't do such things outside of the context of a relationship, and you're dating someone already!

[oceanicbutterfly]

[giggling] You take everything so seriously.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're... not serious. Phew.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Well...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Th-the answer is no! I think.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You aren't very good at this, you know.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Just tell me whether or not you're going to do anything.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You tell me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...would having an encounter with you make me a bad monk?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I won't tell if you won't.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That isn't reassuring!

Later, while wearing a waitress uniform.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...

Pl-please come over. Or invite me over, wh-whichever you prefer.

::purchases bus ticket to hell::

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'll be over immediately.

Me too!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

G-good?]