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I made out with a woman.

I made out with a woman of my own free will.

Even if it is someone I respect and care about deeply, that's still...

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...I'm attracted to more of them.

Now that you had a taste of 'em, all the little things that mean "girl" will start bein' hot to you!

I don't think sexuality works in that way.

You didn't used to like boobs and curves. Then a chick you liked and respected came along, 'n now they'll make you think of her. Then you'll enjoy someone else. And then you'll have two girls worth of hot making girl things hot! If it's you, I got no doubt there's no limit to how perverted you can get!

I am not perverted!

There's nothin' wrong with it!

I don't care if there's nothing wrong with it!

So you've accepted it!

What? No!

Great! In that case, now that you like both girls and guys, why don't we try and get you into appreciating more on the girl side so you can expand your horizons! You said you know the detective chick, right? Short kid, blue hair, cap? She can pass for a guy, but she's still cute! And she's secretly pretty stacked!

Naoto is a fine woman who I respect deeply and am not going to make out with.

'cause she's engaged and you think that'd hurt some people. But if we can get the okays all around, we're golden, right?

Naoto and Kanji are not going to have a threesome with me, Greed.

Who's Kanji?

Her fiance.

Great! You're already on a first name basis with him! I don't know jack on the guy, so tell me about the guy we'll be workin' over here!

It will never, ever, ever, ever work, so I'm not giving you any ideas.

Even if the chick with the glasses is out, we can still do that porno idea! And you two got hair colors we don't have over here, so, I can sell it off as some kinda mystic future race porn of hot, horny people who have video magic. It'll be a hit. I'll give you a cut, you'll make a fortune! Do it for the temple!

Your ideas are always terrible and I'm not that desperate for funds.

Aww, c'mon. Do it for your god!

I'm Buddhist! I don't have a god.

Yer religion doesn't have a god? How's that work? What's the temple set up to?

Teachings. A way of life. Beliefs.

Sounds more like a school than a religion to me.

It's a religion.

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